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Swedish tricycle

Whilst fingering a girl and choking her with your foot
Bart was effing his girl when Jodi asked for a swedish tricycle when she would’ve preferred a polish bikeride yaaaaaaaaa
by McGee888 December 16, 2021
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swedish snowball

A take on the common sex act of Swedish meatballs with the addition of once the balls are licked clean of cum you spit it into the other person's mouth.
Tom was Swedish meatballing Joe and then Joe Swedish snowballed Tom's cum back to him.
by Realdefs86 August 17, 2016
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Swedish Stand-Off

When two shy pee-ers stand next to each other on urinals, both of them waiting for the other to piss so they themselves can piss in solitude.
- Dude, why did you take so long? You almost missed the entire movie!
-Yeah I know, I had a Swedish Stand-off with a guy at the urinal
by the shy pee-er December 18, 2017
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Swedish jigsaw

When two guys both enter the same double sided fleshlight (or grapefruit) and dock together. Once docked, they thrust together in unison and perform a Swedish jigsaw.
Last night Jordan and I were left hanging, but we pulled out the crusty old double sider and had a proper Swedish Jigsaw amongst boys.
by Billy Lotion December 23, 2020
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Swedish whisper

Going down on a woman, but in a sweet sensual way.
After watching the notebook I gave my girl a Swedish whisper.
by DeeJayCee August 26, 2013
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Swedish bikini

The swedish bikini is what all swedes wear going to the beach - nothing. No top or bottoms, just the birthsuit. It is considered typically Swedish to be naked on the beach and the phenomenon is spreading across the world
Bring your Swedish bikini - we’re going swimming!
by Annieotherday July 5, 2018
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Swedish koi pond

This can only be performed by the uncut brothers. When the foreskin is stretched upward to make what appears to be a small cup and is then filled with what ever liquid is desired and Swedish fish are placed into the “pond”.
“Mike send the boys a pic of your Swedish koi pond!”

Mike: “I lost one in there from last time!”
by Koi pond guy March 9, 2024
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