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Swamp Donkey

There's folks that call "moose," swamp donkeys in B.C. Canada. How ever, the play on words takes it back to the previous entries, as in: "I'm gonna give her a swamp donkey punch." which of course leads to having seen a B.C. Snow Dragon.
Did you see any swamp donkeys on the way here?
by Tiff E. August 20, 2010
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Swamp Donkey

Fat chicks that hang out in Country Western Bars
by Swampdonkeyslayer May 8, 2003
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Swamp Donkey

Unintegral, sloppy, shady, ill mannered, incompetent, dishonest, insincere, gold digging, vindictive, bar fly lush...delusional, biker chic poser wannabe, loud, obnoxious ... IQ of a box of rocks...

In Dallas, you can catch a glimpse of a seasoned, full embodiment of this horrific species...frequenting Neon Cowboy, driving a red jeep renegade ... often dubbed (dubbed themselves, not by others) a real creative nickname ... that correlates with their hair color ("Red" for example) ... in attire that will have you thinking you're looking at a psych patient with the emotional and mental maturity of a 3rd grader... (matching scrunchie, socks, bedazzled belt, muffin top and most commonly spotted playing a fish game when not in the bar....frantically pressing the button, like she's training to be on Family Feud and gotta hit that red button)
"OH, man .... I can't believe no one has been inclined to derail Christi's swamp donkey chump ass. How has she successfully made it to this age ... without any enlightenment had?"
by BugMama December 19, 2022
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Swamp Ass

The wetness and moistness when you’re sweaty down in your Gooch
Man it’s so hot that I got some nasty swamp ass.
by Knic57 October 12, 2017
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swamp juice

Swamp juice is a metaphor for the appropriation of government spending, taxes and contract to special interests and individuals that grows the swamp. Also another name for political pork or pork barrel in politics
That new spending bill from congress is total swamp juice. All the same people get all the same money and the swamp grows.
by The Earth's Champion December 23, 2022
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swamp whopper

Is that big decomposing shit just sittin at the bottom of the toilet for a long period of time because some ass hole didn't flush.
Who is the asshole that left the swamp whopper in the bathroom.
by Super Steve May 17, 2017
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Swamp Ass

Swamp Ass is when your crack,balls and gooch start to smell like bad eggs on a case of Monday's,it's extremely sweaty it's like working at a kebab shop.
After a long day of work i went home to this smell of bad eggs ,so! I ran to bathroom and looked in the mirror and whispered swamp Ass to myself I knew this wouldn't be the end ! Then suddenly the swamp Ass was getting closer and closer ,I knew this because I started smelling sweaty clegg nut ,I could hear it swinging it was like walking into Wilkinson's toilets , the smell was getting to me so I just started wiping fiercely I started bleeding but the smell was going then I realised it was me!....
by Swamp64 April 17, 2017
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