screeching scrotum

when you scratch you balls too much and it causes then to be rubbed raw

last night after masterbating i scratched my balls so much i had a screeching scrotum

by robert The Dood October 23, 2017

screen rage

Tearing somebody a new one online from safely behind the monitor, phone or tablet screen. Similar to road rage.

Don’t mention politics on my uncle’s Facebook wall. He gets screen rage and loses his mind. He needs therapy. I don’t trust him online or at the wheel!

by S. Logan December 7, 2017

Screechy

A feeling or sound of cringyness. Like nails on a chalkboard or the noise of a chair across the hard wood floor. Also untuned violins

“Why are you playing the violin like that? It sounds so screechy”

by Adykinz1130 January 18, 2018

Screen Ache

When you look at your phone, tablet, computer, TV, etc. screen for so long that you get a headache. Usually happens when you watch small to moderate size videos/ episodes of something that just sucks you in.

Jack: "Oh dude I watched {enter favorite YouTuber's name} on my iPhone for so long that I got a screen ache"
Claire: "That's the worst!"

by NICEUNICORN45 May 24, 2018

Screen warrior

A person who talks mad shit online, but can’t do anything in person

Jimmy: Man all this kid can do is talk shit in Instagram group chats
James: he’s a fucking screen warrior isn’t he...

by Surreytings March 3, 2019

screech'nt

the opposite of screech

Like a whisper

a man whispering: hi its me man who whispers
man2: you are doing screech'nt

by Masskedd June 3, 2019

screen shame

To shame someone for using a smartphone in a social situation where it is rude to do so.

There was a lovely spread on the table and the host of the dinner party was offering a toast when Jim's phone beeped and he removed it from his pocket to respond to a text message. Alice screen shamed him, by castigated him audibly.

by humanifold March 27, 2019