Jork Drag, or 'JD' for short, is a term used to describe the concentration of your life in which you've spent jorking it.
When calculating JD, jork-sessions have increasingly less weight the longer ago they occurred.
If you jorked it four or more days in a row recently, your Jork Drag is probably almost 10, and you need to lock the fuck in.
JD affects athletic performance. (scientifically proven)
When calculating JD, jork-sessions have increasingly less weight the longer ago they occurred.
If you jorked it four or more days in a row recently, your Jork Drag is probably almost 10, and you need to lock the fuck in.
JD affects athletic performance. (scientifically proven)
'Gentlemen, you been makin' sure to keep your JD low?'
'Yeah Chris sold the relay cause his Jork Drag was fuckin' insane'
Jaden: 'Yeah bro I jorked it 3 times this morning.'
Jake: 'Bro are you retarded!? Your JD is cooked!'
'Yeah Chris sold the relay cause his Jork Drag was fuckin' insane'
Jaden: 'Yeah bro I jorked it 3 times this morning.'
Jake: 'Bro are you retarded!? Your JD is cooked!'
by JD_Master March 21, 2025
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First is drag queens, where people dress up like women, or in feminine fashion. A few examples of popular drag queens are RuPaul, Trixie Mattel, and Adore Delano.
Second is drag kings, the act of dressing up like a man, or in masculine fashion. Some examples of popular drag kings are Landon Cider, Adam All, and Koco Caine.
Although both drag kings and queens are commonly tied to certain genders or sexualities, both hobbies can be enjoyed by all people, regardless of gender and sexuality.
First is drag queens, where people dress up like women, or in feminine fashion. A few examples of popular drag queens are RuPaul, Trixie Mattel, and Adore Delano.
Second is drag kings, the act of dressing up like a man, or in masculine fashion. Some examples of popular drag kings are Landon Cider, Adam All, and Koco Caine.
Although both drag kings and queens are commonly tied to certain genders or sexualities, both hobbies can be enjoyed by all people, regardless of gender and sexuality.
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A type of shopping cart race involving drag races that take place in a huge and large isle, or a huge straight area in the store.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 14, 2018
Get the Shop Drag mug.An informal dress code for an a gay affair after 5pm. Derived from the brilliance of Mother RuPaul that brilliantly said, “You’re born naked and the rest is drag.” Wear what makes you feel mother-tucking beautiful. Opulence!
“What that means is that we are all more than just what it says we are on our driver's license. Or, what it says we are in our job description. We are actually, in reality, an extension of the power that created the whole universe.” - Mama Ru
“What that means is that we are all more than just what it says we are on our driver's license. Or, what it says we are in our job description. We are actually, in reality, an extension of the power that created the whole universe.” - Mama Ru
I am wearing a bedazzled jumpsuit with glow-in-the-dark boots because I heard the party was drag party casual and that’s what makes me feel bada$$!!!
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Get the Dragging mug.when someone combines a humble brag and a burn in the same post to simultaneously throw shade at a common enemy while “subtly” taking the time to show off.
“I just finished the entire bar $7000 bar prep course three weeks early - and they had the nerve to ask for a tip?! Fuck Corporations and tip culture.”
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