String-Tashed

when someone is heavily under the influence of alcohol, and starts acting rather crazily, reminiscent of someone with a screw loose.

Awww mate I was so string-tashed last night I tobogganed my bird down the stairs.

by Stringy-T October 13, 2008

Invisible string theory

The theory that everyone, everywhere, in the world is somehow connected by an “invisible string”, particularly lovers.

This theory is inspired by the Taylor Swift song “invisible string”, in which she describes the ways her and her lover were connected before they even met.

Person A: I found my current boyfriend in the background of one of the photos I took in 2013!
Person B: Wow! What a coincidence!
Person C: Actually, that’s the invisible string theory. Y’all are soulmates

by Jessienewyorknanny January 26, 2024

cunts on a string

A slow procession of unskilled motorcyclists riding slowly and getting in everone's way

The mountain road was full of cunts on a string, couldn't get going

by Mole_qwertybollocks July 15, 2024

string smashing

String smashing is a technique for solving complex structurals problem in computer science with excessive use of string concatenation. Typically results in extremely high cyclomatic complexity, unmaintanable code, and developer insanity.

Building an in application "search engine" for a relational database by having thousands of lines of PHP code that builds a massive string containing an sql query.

A simple example of string smashing would be the following line of pseudo code.

"select" + COLUMNS + "from" + TABLE_NAME + "where" + GET_CONSTRAINTS()

by benju May 9, 2013

G String

The lowest and thickest string on a violin

My cousin was messing with my violin and turned one of the pegs too much and snapped my g string

by creepyweirdo April 15, 2020

playing on my heart strings

If someone is trying to make you feel sorry for them, especially with the intentions of getting something from you, they are “playing with your heart strings”.

My buddy must be broke again; he called me “playing on my heart strings”. That’s his favorite way to get money without even asking.

by MachTool October 4, 2022

String Fishing

Having the jizz slowly drip down from a persons penis to form a jizz string. You must carefully swing it and say “cast away” as it goes into someone’s or your own mouth.

“Wanna go string fishing at my place tonight?”

by Barrett D. Ben March 9, 2025