Super Stoner

A person who smokes excess amounts of marajuana daily, but also successfully works and excels at a full time job/career
That guy Evan is a super stoner and he’s also the top sales man at his company!
by zdawg4203 July 07, 2018
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lily the stoner

A girl who likes the good Cush
Dad it’s the good Cush!” Said lily the stoner “you’re right lily, you’re right”
by Your friendly local lesbian November 13, 2018
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Stoner Diet

A person not necessarily a stoner , but its a lot of sweets and junk food like your stereotypical stoner.
She eats ice cream for breakfast .I swear she is on a stoner diet
by TheLettersYouWrote March 23, 2016
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stoner nap

When you/someone gets so high on the green that you say you want to take a 30 minute nap and it turns into a 10 hour nap
Friend: I'm so tired wake me up in 30 minutes.

You: you aren't going to wake up anytime soon, trust me.

Your friend enters into a stoner nap.
by stonerjohnson December 08, 2015
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dope stoner

A dope stoner is someone who smokes dope (meth, crack) without feining for it. As if they were just smoking weed. Not a common breed, seeing as most people that smoke dope are fiends.
"That fool packed a gram in the pipe, took only one hit and let the rest of us smoke it all! Like it really didn't even matter!"

"Yeah, I heard that fool what was a strait dope stoner."
by fade650 February 22, 2010
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Stoner Mile

The distance something (I.e. a lighter) feels away from you when it's just out of your reach and you are high.
Dude, grab that lighter.
Bruh it's a stoner mile away.
by ghostofmonroe January 28, 2015
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Bouncy stoner

a person who smokes weed alot, .. but is immature and tries to act drunk, so they act all hyper.
dude, slow down, i don't know why you have to be such a bouncy stoner.. ..(sigh).. your irritating..
by IM isissisisisiss dean October 05, 2010
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