Stoner Mile

The distance something (I.e. a lighter) feels away from you when it's just out of your reach and you are high.
Dude, grab that lighter.
Bruh it's a stoner mile away.
by ghostofmonroe January 28, 2015
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Bouncy stoner

a person who smokes weed alot, .. but is immature and tries to act drunk, so they act all hyper.
dude, slow down, i don't know why you have to be such a bouncy stoner.. ..(sigh).. your irritating..
by IM isissisisisiss dean October 05, 2010
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sophisticated stoner

A person who functions daily with routines such as household chores, a career/job, or a student who has good attendance and a passing gpa while smoking marijuana on a regular basis.
Even tho I smoke weed daily, I still perform my daily routines with a smile. I am a sophisticated stoner.
by Bluekitty09 September 20, 2018
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stoner wagar

its is a person who a temp teacher called wagar and appears to be stoned but is a intelligent person
hahaha look it stoner wagar
by stonerwasti October 04, 2011
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stoner's dozen

The number 14. 14 grams is half an ounce, a somewhat common amount of marijuana to buy or sell.

If a dozen is 12 and a baker's dozen is 13, then 14 is a stoner's dozen.
Customer: Yo pack me up a stoner's dozen
Dealer: I got u g
by thehiddenvalley February 22, 2019
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Super Stoner

A person who smokes excess amounts of marajuana daily, but also successfully works and excels at a full time job/career
That guy Evan is a super stoner and he’s also the top sales man at his company!
by zdawg4203 July 07, 2018
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lily the stoner

A girl who likes the good Cush
Dad it’s the good Cush!” Said lily the stoner “you’re right lily, you’re right”
by Your friendly local lesbian November 13, 2018
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