sterling osbourne

the sorriest,acne covered boy you will ever see in your life.

the red dots on sterling's face make me want to connect them with a sharpie

by starship April 14, 2005

stealing george's thunder

To use George's computer which is in the middle while he is working.

I'm stealing george's thunder by using this computer and inputting mad scripts.

by Albaraa September 8, 2008

Turtle shelling

What happens when you hold your poop for too long. When you finally sit down on the toilet, you let loose only to realize that it may have been on the verge of popping out, and that you probably had less time to wait than you thought.

John: "Bro, Sidney was over for 6 hours last night and I had to shit so bad!"

Steve: "Damn, son. Did you drop a deuce with her at your place?"

John: "No, but I was turtle shelling it like a mothafucka. Almost shat everywhere."

by 2toedsloth December 18, 2011

Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money

Pizza Hut and Target are woke stores now. Dirty liberals want to get to our kids by promoting LGBTQ.

Me: I wonder what other liberal bullshit is occuring.

Matt Wlash: Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money

by Skyrim550 May 20, 2022

Snelling

Generally someone who goes after married women. He has a big nose, pinches pennies, and is of jewish decent. Also has an a extremely tiny penis.

What a douchebag!!! That guys a snelling!

by gingers DONT have souls December 2, 2011

alternitive spelling

Speling that is rong because you feal like speing rong. Also is the saim as progresive speling.

The extablishment tels me to spel rite, so I use alternitive spelling to piss them off.

by beyond-the-clouds February 1, 2006

spelling bee

phonetic expression of the second letter of the english language's alphabetic system.. subordinate to 'Aay'... or is it 'Csee...?'

spelling bee is easy. Spelling, T. is an actress...

by somethingplex1 December 29, 2011