jabber stabber

Jabber Stabber (A Verb) describes a woman fingering herself until orgasmn in a goofy fashion. This may include fingering herself while whistling the song "Whistle While You Work" or fingering herself while dancing the hora. A man can also "jabberstab" a woman as well but he needs to do something equally goofy at that same time such as voting for George Bush whilst fingering.

"Did you hear LaTanya jabber stabber herself in the park last week?? That bitch straight up fingered herself while Christmas caroling in July. What a goofy bitch!!!"

by Jordan the OG Genius August 24, 2006

anal stab

when you get butt fucked repedativeley untill you bleed.

dang dude,i got such a bad anal stab lastnight that i cant even walk.

by audrey gilMORE November 11, 2007

redrum stabby

(for women), the act of slashing one's own hand and/or fingers with a broken mirror, old razor blade, box cutter or similar device, then using that hand to masturbate. The bloody fingers or cutting implement are used to "stab" into any erogenous zone. Similar to redrum slappy.

Angelina covered up last night's redrum stabby with the old "that time of the month" excuse.

by suspicious package February 7, 2007

stabbing the cat

a really cool way to say jacking off

also somethng you can say in front of your parents becuase they won't get it.

"Dude that guy is fucking stabbing the cat in the mall!!!"

by Haley ann January 14, 2008

stabbed in the back

getting screwed from behind

"I was in his office, things got steamy, and then I got stabbed in the back for 2 hours"

by Kakarot73 November 8, 2013

stabalise

To remove ones pregnancy with a sharp object, thus stabilising ones situation.

I say, I came home one evening to the news that my beloved wife, Clara, was pregnant. I proceeded to go to the sword case to retrieve the medieval longsword and headed back into the library.

Clara lay there as I stabalised the situation with sword, repeatedly poking her womb. All is well now, but i ruined a bloody good sword.

by DanielMurphy October 7, 2013

Ghetto-Stabbed

To be stabbed repeatedly due conflicting beliefs or views. Weapons that can be used are any sharp object that can cut people. Some weapons that would work for ghetto-stabbing are knives, shrapnel, wood, hockey sticks of any material, trash can lids, gutter pieces, ice skates, sushi knives, swords, pens, pencils, nails, filing tools, and scissors.

This form of stabbing is prevalent to the Metro-Detroit area due to its high crime rate.

That guy got ghetto-stabbed in Detroit for calling black people negative names.

by boyroney July 17, 2009