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Silesian Splash

Filling your anus with water from a fountain by sitting on it, holding for a moment and squirting it on a nearby passerby.
I bet you a beer you won’t Silesian Splash those people right there.
Yeah? Watch me!
by Massiver October 18, 2021
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Splash and dash

When you need to go somewhere quickly or are running late but you need a poo so you go for a really quick poo before speeding out the door with wipe of the bum.
Borris: Why were you late?
Larry: Sorry, I had to splash and dash
by safekid420 March 13, 2015
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Splash mouth

When you are so thirsty and take a sip of water and your lips don’t hit the glass you just splash mouthed

You are talking to a room full of people after drinking a large glass of water and you just spray everyone you have just splashed mouth
When Steve got up to the staged he splash mouthed before beginning his set as lead singer of his band
by Sbaldy October 13, 2018
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Splash Padded

(Verb) - When a girl is laying on your back and you fart into her vagina.
Bro, I just splash padded the fuck outta my girl this weekend. The vibration turned her on!
by Milano325i August 17, 2019
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the splash down

When you sit on the toilet and your dick splashes the water.
A man might say he did the splash down to prove he has a big dick.
by Pimpstrich December 16, 2016
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Splash

Splash is a phrase used by basketball players all over the country. If one could merely exhort "splash" in lieu of a "good shot" or "bang."
*steph curry shoots* " SPLASH "
by Q (from da lab) July 17, 2021
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splash seats

Seats closest to anything that may include uncontrolled splattering of liquid or fluid, such as spit from a teacher at the front of a classroom, blood and sweat from a fight in a boxing ring, or particular seats at a water ride that got drenched.
I wanted to sit at the front of the classroom and show my teacher how excited I was to learn the subject. But after repeatedly getting hit in the face with spit during the lectures, I realized that I was sitting in the splash seats, so I decided to sit back a few rows.
by MissMaiTai September 18, 2021
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