Skirt steak slap

When your girl is sucking your dick and mid suck you take your dick out and slap her on the cheek.

Head was so bad I gave her the skirt steak slap.

by uandus April 3, 2020

Brooklyn Steak Salad

When you smack a girl's ass so fucking hard that it gets red and starts bleeding (steak) and then you eat a ton of fucking green beans and shit into her ass (salad). She will have to get on her back and stick her ass up so the it all flows in good. Once its mixed you slurp it out with a straw or take it out and freeze it for popsicles! Your choice!

Bill: I went to this restuarant in NY and got the Brooklyn Steak Salad, Delicious!

Joe: You fucking freak!

by Joe Gimm January 6, 2010

steak slap

When someone makes one too many "your face jokes" at a company BBQ the proper retaliation is for someone to pick a steak up off the grill and slap its hot juicyness right across your face. It is important to yell "steak slap" when performing a steak slap.

Nicole Kidman: "Hey Tom Cruz! Your face is scientiology!" Tom Cruz: (picks up steak from hot grill) "STEAK SLAP BIEOTCH!!!!!!!"

by Porcupine balls August 27, 2010

steak sandwich

Name of female genitalia with extremely large outer lips. The large lips hang out and protrude as the large pieces of steak do from between the bread.
You should never accuse someone of having a steak sandwich. Either make fun of her later or enjoy if you like that kind of thing.

That girl had the biggest pussy lips I've ever seen. What a steak sandwich.

by holdmydrink September 22, 2005

SNEAK SNEAK

when your sneaking out the house and you get caught right when you are walking back in

jaspreet was comin back home and her mom was out side hiding in the fog she though she was home safe from the SNEAK SNEAK but she got SLAPPED

by creep, sneakily, mouse, creep, January 20, 2011

montreal steak spice

Seasoning for the stuff that your wife makes you that you love. Better seasoning than salt and pepper.

"Hand over the salt and pepper"

"Sorry I replaced my salt and pepper with montreal steak spice"

"That's even better, I love you man, but not in a gay way"

by gimme the money December 8, 2015

Sneak Sex

To sneakily rape or fuck a butt like a ninja or in a quick jump on top method (both will work).

He waited for his time to strike sitting in the bushes just watching as andre walked outside to get the mail. Then out of nowhere kakaw!! Sneak Sex was applied on Andre's asshole.

by chick fight September 7, 2009