Strawberry Semen Monster

Sex on da rag...

Last night Latwanda was on her period, but I unleashed the Strawberry Semen Monster anyway... Now I need to buy new sheets

by DurkDurkDurka May 13, 2011

semen snorkeling

when a person is wearing a veterinary cone over their head, to cum some much on a persons face, most likely requiring at least 9 guys cumming on one person, that they must use a snorkel.

If she hadn't been using that snorkel, in the act of semen snorkeling, she would have literally drowned in cum.

by Creative Pervert and his bro January 28, 2009

Semen

informal word for cum

Ooooooh.....He sent his sexy semen shooting up my vagina.....oooooohhhhhhh solo wetttt

by Bbbbbbbbbbrrrreeeadddddyyyyy May 30, 2019

semen

tie dye shit that comes out of your dick

holy shit, my semen is tie dye!

by Manishguy March 10, 2005

semen

Men who work on the sea; sailors.

There's seamen lying everywhere!

by The Orange Puppet November 15, 2003

semen demon

an evil entity or entities that instigate sexual addiction in men.

I have semen demons in my nuts.

by talleres December 7, 2010

Sawdust and Semen

If you can quickly slip this phrase into a conversation, it'll keep the dumbest person present thinking for a while, then suddenly exclaim, "Wait.. WHAT?"

Elis: What took you so long?
Lucia: I had to shower!
Frank: Why not shower later?
Lucia: I was dirty!
Elis: Would you rather be covered in sawdust and semen?
Lucia: Yes! Wait... WHAT?

by The Jiggle May 24, 2006