gangsta smooth

to be super fly and do gangsta things.......

Eating cereal with out milk is gangsta smooth.
(A jay jay item is not gangsta smoooth)

by Tony Magz December 5, 2007

The Smooth

A noun used in place of the word "Iron."

EMT: What happened to your face man?

Patient: My old lady came home from work early an caught me in the sack with another girl, then she hit me wit The Smooth.

EMT: The smooth?

Patient: Yea you know, The Smooth. The thing you use to smooth out the clothes with.

by Getdown Gary June 28, 2008

carrot smoothie

a swfit gliding man who arrives to his place of work each morning on his belly

The carrot smoothie, john, did not have an escape route and therefore bellied into the trash.

by Pisces Aneas January 27, 2009

Georgian Smoothie

The act of sucking your cum from your first cousins rectum through a straw and spewing it th to the back of his/her esophagus.

Hey, uncle Joe can I take Mary Joe out for a Georgian smoothie?

by AMac2632 June 16, 2017

red apple smoothie

When u are eating out as girl and she is on her period and blood goes in your mouth and you lick her vagina

I'm cheating on my wife and I got a red apple smoothie from a different school

by Voiddddd April 10, 2017

smoothie

A person who shaves or otherwise removes the hair from his/her pubic area

There were lots of smoothies at the nudist resort.

by iamsmooth January 2, 2005

smooth move exlax

When someone makes a not so smooth move, one would use this phrase in a verbally ironic fashion.
Exlax is a common laxative which causes "smooth movements" of the bowels so to speak.
By using this statement, you are comparing a persons action to that of a laxative.

"You guys, I left the door to the bathroom unlocked, and just got caught wanking off!"
"Smooth move exlax"

by Ally April 4, 2005