Scarfing is the act of throwing your naked girlfriend or wife over your shoulders and around your neck like a neck scarf while you finger her asshole or pussy while walking around the house getting important things done.
If your scarf fidgets too much from climaxing you'll want to tug pull her hair to keep her in line so both of you don't trip and fall, safety first.
Scarfing is only intended and can be performed on small petit women. ABSOLUTELY NO BIG BITCHES, shall participate in this once in a lifetime opportunity to love your man.
If your scarf fidgets too much from climaxing you'll want to tug pull her hair to keep her in line so both of you don't trip and fall, safety first.
Scarfing is only intended and can be performed on small petit women. ABSOLUTELY NO BIG BITCHES, shall participate in this once in a lifetime opportunity to love your man.
"Hey Tod, check out that blonde at the bar, you think she's down to go scarfing?"
Todd: "Nah man, she's way to big for your shoulders, you won't get anything done around the house with that heifer"
Todd: "Nah man, she's way to big for your shoulders, you won't get anything done around the house with that heifer"
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It was said by Counter-Strike 2 commentator Alex „Machine“ Richardson. When he was commentating PGL Cluj-Napoca 2026 game between MOUZ and FUT and Spinx was sitting on the other side of van in Mirage B site.
It was said by Counter-Strike 2 commentator Alex „Machine“ Richardson. When he was commentating PGL Cluj-Napoca 2026 game between MOUZ and FUT and Spinx was sitting on the other side of van in Mirage B site.
by majusk928 February 17, 2026
Get the Smafe mug.(verb) The act of feigning prolonged, ongoing attention with a prop of choice or availability (this behavior was first introduced with a scarf) with the objective of avoiding verbal or physical engagement with an undesirable individual. Refusal to be used as social currency, especially on a public stage. Note: Scarfing can be used in any situation where there is no desire to engage with an individual. Does not have to be on the public stage.
SCARFER - Noun
SCARFER - Noun
ChristiAnna has SCARFING down to an exact science.
Alexandria SCARFS people all the time; I think she enjoys it a bit too much.
Meghan is such an obnoxious social climbing user, I bet she gets SCARFED all the time.
Alexandria SCARFS people all the time; I think she enjoys it a bit too much.
Meghan is such an obnoxious social climbing user, I bet she gets SCARFED all the time.
by ElleLlane't March 4, 2026
Get the SCARFING mug.(verb) The act of feigning prolonged, ongoing attention with a prop of choice or availability (this behavior was first introduced with a scarf) with the objective of avoiding verbal or physical engagement with an undesirable individual. Refusal to be used as social currency, especially on a public stage. Note: Scarfing can be used in any situation where there is no desire to engage with an individual. Does not have to be on the public stage.
SCARFER - Noun
SCARFER - Noun
ChristiAnna has SCARFING down to an exact science.
Alexandria SCARFS people all the time; I think she enjoys it a bit too much.
Meghan is such an obnoxious social climbing user, I bet she gets SCARFED all the time.
Alexandria SCARFS people all the time; I think she enjoys it a bit too much.
Meghan is such an obnoxious social climbing user, I bet she gets SCARFED all the time.
by ElleLlane't March 4, 2026
Get the SCARFING mug.(verb) The act of feigning prolonged, ongoing attention with a prop of choice or availability (this behavior was first introduced with a scarf) with the objective of avoiding verbal or physical engagement with an undesirable individual. Refusal to be used as social currency, especially on a public stage. Note: Scarfing can be used in any situation where there is no desire to engage with an individual. Does not have to be on the public stage.
SCARFER - Noun
SCARFER - Noun
ChristiAnna has SCARFING down to an exact science.
Alexandria SCARFS people all the time; I think she enjoys it a bit too much.
Meghan is such an obnoxious social climbing user, I bet she gets SCARFED all the time.
Alexandria SCARFS people all the time; I think she enjoys it a bit too much.
Meghan is such an obnoxious social climbing user, I bet she gets SCARFED all the time.
by ElleLlane't March 4, 2026
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