Baltimore Slamshot

Where someone deuces (poops) themselves and takes there underwear off with the deuce still in and slingshot it at someone’s (hopefully in the face”

I just hit lil marlin with the Baltimore slamshot

by dillyonthabeat May 10, 2024

Worker Slugs

Cumropes that are blasted in public places including (but not limited to): Planet Fitness, Libraries, ZoomTan, etc. that are then advertised online while tagging the scene of the slug, thus leading to an automatic 86.

“We out here baby workin! Planet Fitness 86’d me for no reason. Busting worker slugs. Innocent worker slugs. Craziness! 100%”

by Worker86 March 30, 2025

Worker Slugs

Cumropes that are blasted in public places including (but not limited to): Planet Fitness, Libraries, ZoomTan, etc. that are then advertised online while tagging the scene of the slug, thus leading to an automatic 86.

“We out here baby workin! Planet Fitness 86’d me for no reason. Busting worker slugs. Innocent worker slugs. Craziness! 100%”

by Worker86 March 30, 2025

Worker Slugs

Cumropes that are blasted in public places including (but not limited to): Planet Fitness, Libraries, ZoomTan, etc. that are then advertised online while tagging the scene of the slug, thus leading to an automatic 86.

“We out here baby workin! Planet Fitness 86’d me for no reason. Busting worker slugs. Innocent worker slugs. Craziness! 100%”

by Worker86 March 30, 2025

Worker Slugs

A slugrope blasted at high velocity due to yankin your bird with greasy palms. Specifically a big solo load that leads to getting 86’d from an establishment such as (but not limited to): Planet Fitness, Zoom Tan, Cayuga Community College, etc.

“Yes sir baby! Out here workin! Catching 86’s and greasing palms throwing out worker slugs all over the judgement free zone!”

by Worker86 March 31, 2025

Sir Slamsalot

(N.) A man of chivalry who is well versed in the art on penitration and is almost always granted access.

Sir Slamsalot over here is about to take her down to poundtown.

by Prometheus2010 January 22, 2026

Golden Slumbers

1: To piss on somebody while they are asleep
2: A great Beatles song

1:
This guy was so asleep, not even screaming at him could wake him up. Had to give 'im the Golden Slumbers, then he woke up freaking out
2:
"GOOOOOOLDEN SLUUUUUUMBERS FILL YOUR EEEEYEEEEESSSS"
-Paul McCartney, 1969

by Sgt. Pepper himself December 9, 2025