Farm-Sized

A woman who is so unbelievably fat, she looks like she has to be either milked or fed by a trough. Aka wide as all outside.

Good God! That bitch is one chalupa away from being a farm-sized fattie!!

by TonyRoma70 September 11, 2022

Landen’s dick size

A male human with the name/nickname of “Landen” has a dick size of approximately 1.74 inches, according to an Oxford University study.

Hey look at that fuckboy Landen over there! Landen’s dick size of 1.74 inches. What a faggot!

by Yung Diarrhea April 27, 2022

Size king

A man who appreciates a girls forhead, the bigger the better

Iori-chan has a really nice forhead, I guess I'm a size king.

by KageakiMinato September 24, 2022

Size Princess

Opposite of Size Queen (a woman who only takes big cocks).
Size Princesses cannot handle big cocks, and therefore only take small cocks.

Twelve centimeters is too much for her? What a size princess! xD

by 4kbunnientity September 25, 2022

Gage Sized

Someone who is similar in stature and standard measurements to Gage C.

“That guy is kinda cute but he’s Gage Sized….😬”

by PermGirl69 October 7, 2022

Dick Size

the size of your dick

ur mom: hey wanna have sex
you: sure

ur mom: what is your dick size
you: 2 inches
ur mom: that's tiny af

by MatthewMason January 3, 2022

husband size

when your partner think that your d is the perfect size to be their husband

jone: « my day was nice thanks »

clara: « did you know that you have an husband size? »

by whichusernamhasntbeentakenyet January 14, 2022