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Scissor Shitting

The act of 2 people of either sex sitting face to face on the same toilet both defacating simultaneously, one through the others legs.
I was scissor shitting with jess last night and ended up getting a traphouse bidat.
by 4skin wrinkle January 29, 2019
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Anti Shitting

When an individual who has a strong fecal attraction freezes their turds to sodomize themselve or others
Deven P. Was caught Anti Shitting and currently is spending 10 years in fecal free confinement
by LordByronCobb October 16, 2019
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artillery shitting

Shitting at high power and/or speed, usually out the car window
"I got arrested after i started artillery shitting all over the highway
by Gay<bi>tch69420 November 27, 2019
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Talk Shitting

Talk shitting is the act of words coming out of your mouth that don’t quite make sense.
“Wow, Amanda really is talk shitting today. She’s incompetent...today at least”, claimed Claire.
by RoMed_Steph February 29, 2020
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News shiting

it's like shit posting but its a news article.
Jake: did you see that news article yesterday?
Paul: yes , it was News shiting.
by Sneaky0 April 7, 2020
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Blue Shitting

Blue Shitting: When Law Enforcement stands around and jokes about the scene they are currently on
I was blue shitting when the guy in the crash started coding
by jlove6166 April 29, 2020
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Metal Shitting

Metal Shitting is when you listen to metal songs while taking a shit. Pretty self-explanatory
Just got done with some metal shitting.
by King Glizzy April 4, 2021
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