Seaver

(noun) A person whose dick is so small because 3/4 of his penis is shoved into his personality.

(verb) "Seavered" Being creeped on by a person whose intention is to get laid.

"He is SUCH a Seaver!"

"Be careful at the frat party tonight, don't get Seavered!

by @@@victum#4004 November 22, 2013

White trash jet setter

One who lives life to the fullest. Not willing (or even able) to do life differently. Pushes life to the edge but unwilling to go over. A ten year old vehicle is more likely to be his (her) mode of transportation than an actual jet. They do what they want.

"He used to live in the trailer park, but he bought a new to you used car and is now a straight up white trash jet setter."

by Jet setter November 9, 2013

severious

From "severe" and "serious". Important, acute, and/or demanding prompt attention.

We got some severious problems developing at work.

Ive got the most severious headache right now.

by Nick Sangia March 26, 2003

Selver

Pretty chill guy. Taurus. Hates annoying people. Loves nukes and weapons of mass destruction.

That's Selver. He's my buddeh.

by Selver December 22, 2009

minecraft dating/sex server

A server on the popular game Minecraft, where 7 year olds try to act cool by talking about sexual matters that they cant do because their tiny dongers they call penises. Most of the Females are just creepy males. It is also a place for rapists, drug dealers, and loser minecraft 7 year olds

Ï went on a Minecraft dating/sex server last night

YOUR FUCKING GAY FOR DOING THAT YOU RETARTED UNKNOWLAGEABLE 7 YEAR OLD, YOU MAKE MINECRAFT GAY.

by TheGayboi0606060606069 May 2, 2018

Severus Snape

See Butt Trumpet

Severus Snape is such a butt trumpet.

by Mrs Darren Criss April 13, 2011

Dirty Seaver

In the middle out making of with a girl and right as you’re getting down her pants, shifting the attention of your hands to your own body, taking down your own pants and hand-fucking your own ass until you’re eventually not even kissing the girl anymore…and once she notices she freaks out and leaves.

Girl 1: “Hey, you sure got in early last night!”

“Oh my god, I was making out with that guy paul I told you about….and after 10 minutes he pulled a dirty seaver! I was mortified and ran out, puked in the hallway and shit my pants when I got home!”

by reallygoodatthis January 22, 2007