Yemen Semen

semen from yemen shipped in vodka bottles.

I want a bottle of Yemen Semen.

by bigboyballs445 December 02, 2023

Semenals

Male ejaculate.

I didn't mean to, but when I climaxed I got Semenals in her hair!

by Expoiv August 06, 2011

Semen splattering deal

A deal so good that it makes a mess in your trousers.

If he wants a normal sale source on..not quite the semen splattering deals we've got on the go elsewhere 😉

by Martoon32 March 20, 2021

Semen Succulent

A plant made of of jizz, collecting and grown by a BDSM dominatrix from his/her slaves. After it blooms, the dominatrix eats the blooms.

I finally have enough jizz for my Semen Succulent! James was my last subject, I can't believe the big load he burst!

by The One True Material Gworl May 05, 2022

Semen Ketchum

The remainings of your semen

Jc: Lick my semen Ketchum

Jesse: wtf is semen Ketchum

by Glory Boy 305 September 12, 2021

semen eyes

When you ejaculate on a girls face, particularly her eyes, and let them dry. When she opens her eyes there will be an opaque lens of dry semen which she will look through.

Yesterday I fell asleep after a long night of sex and woke up with semen eyes.

by nerd-donkey26 January 25, 2011

Semen laundering

The process of illegally obtaining semen from a sperm bank to impregnate oneself.

Now we know how Melissa was conceived, Tracy was semen laundering in the early 90s.

by ScottyBeamer February 13, 2025