iPhone Secret Handshake

I call the iPhone “the Secret Handshake“.

It’s always some secret move you have to learn; Swipe this way, Swipe that way, Tap three times, Push the UP volume then the DOWN volume then the OFF button to shut down, Swipe up, Stand on your left toe, Rub your belly, Pick your nose, Scratch your left boob (or testical), Pat your pussy (or your junk/basket)…

Testicular: “Shut down your iPhoney”
Booby: “I can’t remember, do I have to stand on my head for this iPhone Secret Handshake?”

by WhyIphoney January 23, 2022

secret lecture crush

A secret crush that develops in a lecture class with over 400 people.

boy: "yo, there's this fine, sexy, smart stranger in my communication lecture."
boy's friend: "have you ever talked to her."
boy: "no dude, theres like 1000 people in my class. I have made some pretty intense eye contact with her, though."
boy's friend: "man, you've got a Secret Lecture Crush."

by foxychik572 March 22, 2013

The Terrible Secret Of Space

Do not trust the shover robot. Pushing is the answer. He has shoved many people, I have pushed many more.

Grandma has gone down the stairs

by Pusher Robot September 30, 2003

secret inner whore

all girls have a secret inner whore, a small part of them inside that simply cannot refuse the penis laid upon them. Alcohol seems to be the devil's advocate in this inner demon. Causing a girl to make out with guys, cheat on their boyfriends, and suck dick within her boyfriends forbidden circle of friends.

I really wanted to make out with her at the club, we were grinding real close, and I could have kissed her, but she has a boyfriend and I want her to like me for me, and not because of her uncontrollable secret inner whore.

by stevos skate balls February 1, 2010

Secret nerd girl

A girl who looks like your average every day diva/girly girl/barbie/sweetheart but secretly reads long novels, plays video games, spends half her life on the computer.Possibly wears glasses and dyes her hair blonde and may be seen hiding in the library shelves.

'dude did you see that chick...she had a book wtf?'
'man..thats your typical Secret nerd girl'
'sweet'
'yuh...i heard she likes video games and can kick ass'

by Lealah April 7, 2009

Nerdy little secret

its like 'dirty little secret' but for nerdy things

Jose: Did you watch naruto last night?

John: Yeah, it was so cool

Bill: John you watch anime?

John: yeah but don't tell anyone, it's my nerdy little secret

by gmeister91 October 5, 2009

secret santa

A phrase used by incredibly deranged and retarded people to demonstrate their utter stupidity.

Phil offered the answer of "secret santa" to the English teacher even though it was completely wrong.

by Anonymous October 28, 2003