My wife just got back from visiting the hospital and is walking like John Wayne. Dr Jones gave her a right good gape and scrape
by Leemo1919 May 13, 2018
Get the gape and scrape mug.The act of scratching your own balls using only one hand. Directions are to use your thumb to lift the dick off the itchy sack while simultaneously “scraping” your finger downward relieving the itch.
“Dude, I was holding my girls hand and my balls were really itchy, so I had to use the lift and scrape so I wouldn’t ruin the moment.“
by Dong demarco February 8, 2022
Get the Lift and scrape mug.where a man sticks a toilet brush in a girls asshole and spins it around viscously until her rectum bleeds. Then the man takes said brush and licks the blood and shit clean and spits it in the womans mouth and makes out with the man.
by White_Boy_Ryd February 11, 2026
Get the Sacramento Skunk Scraper mug.I led a normal life until age 36 no childhood problems, no divorced parents, no health problems. I breezed through high school and college. I had a dream job. Then my life collapsed. Suddenly I had horrendous back problems. Later my daily life was dominated by phobias. I feared utility companies. Next I developed a fear of the state of Wisconsin and almost the entire Midwest.
by WertiaCoffee November 22, 2020
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