by Jerome ASF February 05, 2016
a shovel
i was a construction engineer in the military, we spent lots of time digging trenches by hand, i was basically a manual scoop loader operator
by SweetSoulMusicman December 01, 2022
Glasses worn by some chick who’s either really cool or super lame no in between not the OG scoop apparel but still pretty rad
by Mashedhellspawn March 22, 2022
To make a motion with one's arm, typically the right arm, that looks like scooping up a scoop of ice cream. Typically accompanied by a very corny expression to indicate sarcastic over enthusiasm.
To execute the perfect Dive-Scoop:
1. Make a loose fist, like holding an ice cream scooper
2. Bring it all the way down in an upside down "C" formation
3. Bring it back up, with a bent elbow
4. Deliver the withering corny 50's like smile (it should look a lot like the iconic "How about a nice cup of shut the f*ck up?" picture)
To execute the perfect Dive-Scoop:
1. Make a loose fist, like holding an ice cream scooper
2. Bring it all the way down in an upside down "C" formation
3. Bring it back up, with a bent elbow
4. Deliver the withering corny 50's like smile (it should look a lot like the iconic "How about a nice cup of shut the f*ck up?" picture)
Sure, I'll take out the trash mom, even though it's my little brother's job and he never does it *dive-scoop*
Of course I want to eat dirt *dive-scoop*
Sure, go ahead and take my last piece of gum *dive scoop*
Having a grand old time! *dive scoop*
Of course I want to eat dirt *dive-scoop*
Sure, go ahead and take my last piece of gum *dive scoop*
Having a grand old time! *dive scoop*
by Crimson_Belladona May 18, 2010
Zoop scooping is the art of a group of men ejaculating onto a hard surface and leaving it to dry. Once dry, rat poison is inserted into the pee hole in preparation for moisturizing the semen. Once pissed on, the men will scoop up the rat poison covered piss semen with their toes. All the men then suck each others toes with intent of consuming the piss poisoned semen. Zoop scooping can me used as a method of self-harm or suicide.
by Goonmonkeyheheheh October 17, 2024
Hey man you got a bag? My dog just dropped a couple logs.
If you don't have one I'm stuck curry scooping it.
If you don't have one I'm stuck curry scooping it.
by Darkmeat June 09, 2025
Hey man you got a bag? My dog just dropped a couple logs.
If you don't have one I'm stuck curry scooping it.
If you don't have one I'm stuck curry scooping it.
by Darkmeat June 09, 2025