Salted

1. one who is feeling a great amount of anger.
2. one who is feeling a great amount of anger, that others may deem hilarious.

1. I am getting so salted right now, at this loud mouth.
2. Dude don't talk about his sister that way, you are gonna make him straight salted.

by Rhal426 May 24, 2009

saluta

At the Macaroni Grill, a saluta is a worker who serves as the entertaining singer/waitress/hostess, but mostly the entertaining singer. He or she provides beautiful Italian arias for the customers at their tables and runs around getting families to their tables and even serving food. It's an awesome job.

"So, what's your new job?"
"I'm a saluta at the Macaroni Grill in North Olmsted! Phwee!"

by Ashley Lynn July 2, 2006

Sluteur

A gay individual from france

Chris Rombach ramshanks wildly with mr sluteur

by Tom Crossman November 16, 2003

salted pill

cum, semen, jizz, etc. God's lapdog has blowjob lips, apparently.

"like a salted pill, so easy to swallow" -adam pascal, songs of old

by squango December 1, 2015

Salutations

Top quality album by Conor oberst

"Have you heard Conor's new album salutations?"
"Yeah man it was fuckin great"

by Heishighsoami April 9, 2017

slutered

pronounced, slute-er-d

derived from the swedish word, slut, which means to stop or finished.

to be slutered is to be absolutely wasted/stoned. physically and mentally unable to function in a social environment

shit man that last splif was strong. I'm totally slutered

by eyeheartattack May 25, 2011

salted apple

When you sprinkle salt and sugar onto your partners genitals and lick it off

I can't believe they did a salted apple! What a weird combination!

by highsaltyfruits April 5, 2015