Lame ass holes trying to get high with dirty water and bottles, the poorest way of sucking bongs, and the best way to catch diseases
Yoo I just sucked a river bong man I'm battered.... no you just got aluminium poisoning and 20 different diseases
by Cannock inbred October 13, 2016
by KirkyTheGayHater June 25, 2020
1) One who surfs river waves on a board. In winter too. In Canada in the winter even.
2) Knows all about kayaker girls with std's (see definition: Kayaker)
3) often comes from southern california to get blue balls.
4) finds the standing position most satisfactory, sitting is for taking a shite.
2) Knows all about kayaker girls with std's (see definition: Kayaker)
3) often comes from southern california to get blue balls.
4) finds the standing position most satisfactory, sitting is for taking a shite.
Dude did you see that river surfer catch that wave? He got std's from those kayaker girls. It's -20C out, his balls must be shrunk by now.
by CalgaryBlue December 08, 2006
by Buddy101 September 19, 2015
a nickname for Sacramento, the capital of California which lies on the Sacramento River and is passed by the American river
by J916er June 29, 2011
a sexual situation where in a girl is bent over doing a task and a boyfriend, husband, or sexual predator pulls down their pants and urinates in said girls butt.
I saw my girlfriend bent over taking the laundry out of the dryer and I just had to give her a euphrates river
by Steve Horton June 26, 2007
A River Themes is a drink usually made at the end of the night where, those left standing/sober gather all the alcohol they can find that is left and mix it together, generally giving the final product a dark murky look, hence the name, river themes.
It generally tastes disgusting, but hopefully by this time of night you wont be feeling it.
There is almost certainly an extremely high alcohol content, and it should get you very drunk very quickly. If it does not, then you have made the drink incorrectly.
It generally tastes disgusting, but hopefully by this time of night you wont be feeling it.
There is almost certainly an extremely high alcohol content, and it should get you very drunk very quickly. If it does not, then you have made the drink incorrectly.
Last night, we were vagely sober and so mixed cider, beer, whisky, WKD and some rum to make a high-content River Themes. This always seems a good idea late at night.
by Ronii Devine September 04, 2010