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reading is communicating knowledge, reciting or like looking
get rick rolled (read first letter of each word)
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Beach Read

A literary novel that is deeply rooted in the beach house/town. The setting is almost a character in the book. Usually someone is at a crossroads in their life and they find a new path forward through their time at the beach.

A good Beach read takes the pace of summer at the beach - it has twists and turns, axillary characters woven throughout, parallel plot devices, and often a love story in the mix too.
The Beach Read is the perfect novel to accompany one during the holiday to the beach.
by KingBratwurst March 13, 2022
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James Reade

Tall man, very seggsy, sucks big tiny dick
Oh no, James Reade is suckin dick again! He is good at it though
by Lê Masturbator November 11, 2020
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Bert-reading

Reading of a petition perform before signing it, to find out if you should support it or not, although the title is convincing. It's the final stage before signing a petition.
X: Did you just sign that petition ?
Y: Yes, why ?
X: You know better! Please do a bert-reading next time!!
Y: Why ?
X: Petitions can be very powerful and being attention to issues that we don’t know about... but I really need you to read some of these before signing. Some of them don’t be saying nothing and actually detract from grassroots organizations that are already doing the work.
by jhumigas June 6, 2020
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Read people

Reading people body language eye movement segments feet movement head turn movements hand gestures actors and actresses etc
by The muscle April 21, 2025
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Read the patch notes?

A roast that is commonly used by toxic Call of Duty players. It is executed when an individual showing their frustration, constantly dying in a game. 'Read the patch notes?' is a question where someone asks the frustrated individual if they read the patch notes. If the person who is salty says no, that is where you hit them with the roast of all roasts.
"Why do I keep dying peeking that angle??"
"Did you read the patch notes?"
"No... what do they say?"
"The shit players who peek that angle die"
by The Alcorus November 23, 2020
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