Peterbummed

Peterbummed is the correct term used for a male's sexual reproductive organ that is in the state of being bummed or "soft".

The feeling of being "Peterbummed" is usually caused by a friend that either cock blocks, punches you in your "jewls", an erectile disfunction, a man named peter being bummed out, or a situation where you're just not spunky enough when the time to perform arises.

by Narathar April 24, 2011

Peter Jackson Margarita

A lethal margarita.

1: I just had a delicious margarita and now I'm hammered.
2: Ooh, you must have had a Peter Jackson Margarita.

by otownkillah May 1, 2013

peter reith

verb. to hire an obviously biased pundit for a talk show to provide ill defined journalist balance.

noun. an obviously biased pundit

- Former conservative Australian politician who likes to appear on political talk shows.

The Drum was peter reithed last night, it was like a Liberal Party meeting.

by AlanKohler November 11, 2013

Peter skinners

A young boys hands during the peak of his excessive masturbation phase

"Austin, get your Peter Skinners off my Mustang!!"

by peterskinners November 9, 2014

Peter Teeter

When pain goes back and forth between your anus and your penis while you are having a bowel movement.

Hi son! How was your dump? I hope you didn't have Peter Teeter again.

by urbandigital January 19, 2016

peter bopping

When a man wakes up with a solid woody and thumps his partner on the forehead. Like little bunny fufu.

He woke up and saw his girlfriend laying there and went over and Peter bopped her.

Mushroom stamping

dick slapped
boner woody peter bop peter bopping

by Cold toes January 30, 2016

peter's trail

When you cum in between her tits and use it as lubricant.

"Dude she let me take a trip down Peter's Trail last night!"

by Nyquill_Assleak June 14, 2016