Punched Grumper

N, V, Adj. - Anything or anyone involved in shits of an insidious nature.

Noun - "That kid is the epitome of a punched grumper."
Verb - "Oh shit, dude. I gotta punch a grumper."
Adjective - " That bitch burnt me worse then that punched grumper from KFC last night."

by The Grump Puncher December 16, 2008

Punching Sasquatch

From the Latin-root:
Donkey punch meaning punched in the back of the head while having sex and the British term Squash which is similar,but not identical to British bangers.

I was gonna give him the last donut ,but i noticed he was giving me the punching sasquatch so i said "Quit that dude..way out of line and unprofessional"

by Yellowdevil27 February 26, 2009

punched as

Drunk, Or Fizzin Out

"Hey Tony Im Punched As Bro"

by Dj Rectum October 1, 2009

punching the bunny

what girls do when they are alone and in need of a man

Dude I just walked in on your sister. She was totally punching the bunny

by bunny punching fan August 3, 2010

Punching the Puppy

Waking up hung over and feeling like you have done the worst thing possible.

I seriously punched a whole litter of puppies right in thier cute stupid cute fucking faces, I was guilty of punching the puppy

by donniecakes October 17, 2010

Punching my clown

A point in a married mans life, where his wife isn't good enough for him, so he resorts to masturbation.

Man 1: My wife was crazy last night.

Man 2: My wife isn't like that anymore, I have to resort to punching my clown every night.

by Call me Dragon August 19, 2011

Punchinthefacism

(pronounced: punch-in-the-face-ism) To act, speak or motion in a way that results in the deserving of a punch in the face. Also, a regime or form of dictatorship of false imperious, or overbearing power or control; douchetatorship. Feeling a delusional sense of authority towards your equals which forces them to punch one in the face.

"I am so sick of L acting like he is the boss, that last comment he made was such a punchinthefacism!"

"I am going to rise up against this punchinthefacism and show him who is the real boss!"

by TheOriginalDa December 27, 2011