[COOTER] PUNCH

TO PUNCH ONE IN THE VAGINA.

WOMAN...IF YOU DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE I'M GOING TO COOTER PUNCH YOUR ASS INTO NEXT WEEK.

by SHARK-BAIT January 12, 2009

zero to punch

The act of going from completely flaccid to masturbating furiously. Usually accompanied by "in five seconds."
Also used to express admiration towards something or someone.

As seen on asciiartfarts.com

1: "Dude, the Modern Warfare 3 trailer made me go zero to punch!"
2: "What? Call of Duty fucking sucks."

1: "Every time I walk by that chick over there I want to go zero to punch. Right here, right now."

1: "Urban Dictionary makes me go zero to punch in five seconds."

by Sabul October 21, 2011

punching game

The punching game is when you and your opponent choose a part of the body, usually the upper arm, and you punch each other in the same spot as hard as you can until one of you quits.

Ben and Jerry played the "punching game". Ben won, because Jerry quit after his arm was deeply bruised and he could no longer take the pain. Ben now has to move up to play against someone else after he heals.

by Alien Illuminati September 15, 2013

grizzly punch

When going down on a woman and you find out she hasn't shaved you punch her in the pussy.

I had to grizzly punch that hairy bitch.

by Kingkink April 27, 2009

pepsi punch

cup filled with ice cubes one quater fruit juicy red hawaiin punch three quaters pepsi

sippin some pepsi punch

by lil mal November 4, 2008

donkie punch

A donkie punch is when you are fucking a girl in the ass, when you get close to ejaculating you punch her in the back of the head so her asshole clenches, making the orgasm feel much better.

I donkie punched the fuck out of your mum last night.

by Stoodyy November 10, 2015

Clam Punch

When a chick comes up to you and thrusts her exposed genetalia forcefully (such as a punch) into your facial region.

I told her the sandwhich she made for me was nasty, so she came at my face with a clam punch.

by Rävën - Stormrage server U.S. December 29, 2011