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The public

No you assholes are just as bad as that rich fucking retard you hate. I've seen you shit-heads trample eachother to death over black friday sales. You're boycotting carbonated poison over a guy wearing a dress. You can barely figure out which version of cancer stick you want to die from. I drive drunk (after drinking a 24 pack of Bud Platinum) better than 75% of you assholes drive sober. I literally have better drunk coordination than the greatest MMA fighter of all time. And don't even get me started on the witch burning. Oh! And the imposed schizophrenia! The people following me around. Making sex noises and pretending to be me. It's hard to even make the case that you should have a say in your own lives. Even the WORST THINGS I'VE EVER DONE are STILL entirely theoretical at this point and even the NON-THEORETICAL THINGS have been as subtle and harmless as a warm breeze.
Hym "How about instead of the public having any kind of say in anything I do or think, we start some kind of buyout system where I can opt out of society and get the fuck away from you all as quickly and throughly as possible? You hate all of the things that I am anyway. To trust the public with any decision making power I would have to actually pretend that you wouldn't suffocate me under your heel for a 50% off Ps5. You don't even want me here. So, yeah, buyout system. You all just go fuck yourselves. I just do whatever. Everything's kosher."
by Hym Iam November 24, 2023
mugGet the The publicmug.

Millburn Public School District

Millburn has a very prestigious school system. Many come to Millburn/Short Hills for these very reasons. However, be advised! Their middle and high schools are very intense and fast paced. My family member claims it's "a fight" to get inquiries answered by teachers and staff.
Millburn Public School District is one of the best school districts in New Jersey.
by Happy facer boi March 13, 2022
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My public page!

When your buddy gets pissed at you for posting a douchebag comment on their very public Facebook post, that was more suited for the private group threads.
Dude! I can't believe you posted that shit on my public page! My public page! Everyone can see that!
by Mesp135 August 31, 2018
mugGet the My public page!mug.

screaming in public restrooms prank

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yo bro have you done the screaming in public restrooms prank yet

nah ima do it later tho

awesome sauce
by 03vren November 12, 2023
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Clovelly Public School

A state-operated primary school located in Bronte, Sydney. Eastern suburbs parents send their kids here while they choose a private school to transfer them to. It should be noted that by year 2, most of the students will have an IQ higher than their teacher.
Blonde woman in Porsche SUV:

"I'll come over after I drop Sebastian off at day-care."

"Isn't he nine-years-old?"
"Sorry, I meant Clovelly Public School."
by Sydneysideher July 27, 2022
mugGet the Clovelly Public Schoolmug.

public urinator

A person who publicly urinates. Self explanitory.
mugGet the public urinatormug.

Fowler Public Sector Consulting

A horrible slur for traffic engineers.
Wow seth you're a Fowler Public Sector Consulting.
by Abby Finnegan February 6, 2024
mugGet the Fowler Public Sector Consultingmug.

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