Portakai

1. n. A person of Portakai background.
2. n. A language spoken by people of Portakai background.
3. n. a bastardization of the name "Mordecai," which is the name of the hawk in The Royal Tennenbaums.

1. Hey, Portakee Portakai!
2. I just started speaking Portakai out of nowhere.
3. So the bird's name was Portakai, right?

by Portakai 1 March 25, 2003

piotay a meotay

The main word for fragile use of the rectum

"ahh, my piotay a meotay hurts"

by Rapo October 27, 2003

portal hopping

The act of moving over portals in the Ragnarok Online Alpha Test by spamming the Print Screen key.

OMG HAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXxxx!!

stfu, n00b, he'z just p0rt4l h0ppin'z.

O. A/S/L? LOLZ!1111

by SirHawkeye May 13, 2005

Pootahh

A word someone says when they can't believe what they just observed.

Did you see how that man kissed that woman all savage like that? Pootahh

by gRoOviEgUrL October 7, 2005

Portable Ham

The best thing ever. Period. Only cool people like that show.

Only the most blessed of people can find it living deep within the murky bowels of that which is 'the world wide wizzeb'.

See; The best fucking thing ever.

'Oh my god there's a new Portable Ham out. I can't beleive his dad died of Cholera!'

'Yeah...and then his mom...dyed of the plague.'

'What the fuck? You poser.'

by Crackotage September 26, 2006

pootastic

The state of being incredibly pooish.

Person 1: Dude, Caroline is being so pootastic!
Person 2: Seriously, what's her deal?

by bobert47 October 20, 2008

Portable music player

a device that inables the user to listen to some freaking sweet tunes of the hizzle on the road or just walking around. This would be very kick ass except for the fact that some retarded teenagers keep coming around in my neighbourhood and keep steeling all the f***ing Ipods and MP3s.

Hey damn bitch!!! give me your f***ing P
Portable music player or I'll beat the tar out of you!

But i only have britney speers!

My favorite! hand it over bitch!

by David the 13 year old canadian December 15, 2008