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A Proper Engagement Congratulations

When your friends get engaged and you feel that the only appropriate way to say "congrats!" is to give groom and rough hand job (this is on the spot, so you don't have the proper lubrication handy) and a pack of camel lights because they're only likely to enjoy sex until they tie the knot and their lives devolve into a spiral of depression and dissatisfaction.
Hey man, congrats on proposing to your gf! Pull down your pants so I can give you a proper engagement congratulations. Here's a lighter!
by tmax805 August 25, 2018
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Distributive property

I’m just making up a definition to send to someone and prove a point. Get fucked random internet people
Justin is weird so Via the distributive property erin is weird for dating Justin
by Enderman May 17, 2019
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musk property

A female who is like a pet and/or non verbal companion used for kinky sexual behavior
Wow last night was rough, I might need to find myself a woman of the musk property
by Rebons lowsen April 28, 2020
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Kushwaha Property

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Property dealers in Patparganj industrial area, Estate agent in Patparganj, Property dealers in I P Extension, We also provide- warehouse for rent Patparganj industrial area, factory for sale and rent Patparganj industrial area, plots in Patparganj, apartments flats in I P Extension for sale and rent. have any query related property search .kushwaha property
by realextn47 December 23, 2020
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Gazs.property

¨have you seen instagram user gazs.property¨
¨im not trying to cream myself right now :/¨
by urmomsexbf July 11, 2021
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Pedophile Property

Someone who was a pedophile victim as a child but who did not carry on the pedophile way of life for one reason or another. As an example, a female who chose not to bear children fearing they would be abused or a male who refused to have sex with his mother or younger female siblings. As an adult this person is brainwashed and threatened into continued silence about their childhood abuse. They are also used in an effort to gain control of non-pedophiles through sexual encounters and subsequent threat of pedophile association. They become what some call Pedophile Supporters, or the Pedophile Army, which protect pedophiles. Since they are viewed as property their owners control who they have sex with, even as adults. Many are traded amongst pedophiles in an underground network of human trafficking that encompasses not only physical sex, but cerebral sex whereby one experiences sex with another via thought/fantasying.
Unbeknownst to me, the woman I fell in love with may be Pedophile Property and I vow to rescue her.
by Pierced69 October 16, 2021
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Him Property

The Him Property States that " He who is chosen to be Him has responsibilities of being him that sometimes can be challenging/ rigorous"
Man why did that non him try to tell me what the Him Property was
by Iamreallyhim October 19, 2021
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