Premature Ejection

The act of attempting to open a car door before the doors have been unlocked.

"Wait for me to open the doors, you've caused a premature ejection"

by xraybravo January 28, 2009

Premature iraqulation

The inability to remain at a task because of fear of failing, even though you are currently succeeding.

The football team was 42 points up, with 2 minutes remaining in the fourth quarter, when their head coach forfeited the game.

He suffers from premature Iraqulation.

by Tim Hirota December 27, 2011

Premature pinch

when you are taking a shit and you want to keep letting it go, but your asshole clenches and you get a plop and a messy wipe..
(see: sideways schmere)

you get it...abcedefghijklmnop

by joseph p rocdurgirl March 24, 2005

Prican

Short word for Puertorican

I am a prican that lives in Atlanta

by prohio July 5, 2010

Going Primal

The act of reverting back to your animal instincts, and railing a chick from behind. Most of the time, Pulling of the hair and slapping of the ass is included in this primitive form of hardcore rumping.

After a night of heavy drinking, David took his slam piece back to the Frat. One of his bros asked him what they had planned for the night. David responded, "Going Primal BRO!!!"

by TFM-BRO July 2, 2011

premature evacuation

When you exit the elevator on the wrong floor because you weren't paying attention.

(While others watch, you get off the elevator and then come back in.)

You say: "Sorry, I suffer from premature evacuation."

by Barry Rinehart March 13, 2008

premature ejaculation

when you cum in a (hopefully) pussy before you wish you could thus destroying 70-90% of the pleasure. usualy caused by being overly horny and getting too excited.

jeff:how was last night with cindaayy?
jerry: it was awful, i had a premature ejaculation in her faggot pussy!

by odood19 January 9, 2010