Valorant Point

Like the phrase "valid point" but funnier and for gamers. The word 'Valorant' is used because the first 3 letters are the same as the word 'valid.'

Valorant is a free-to-play multiplayer tactical first-person shooter developed and published by Riot Games, for Microsoft Windows. First teased under the codename Project A in October 2019, the game began a closed beta period with limited access on April 7, 2020 followed by official release on June 2, 2020.

"This is so me when I-"
"What do you mean Dad? Mum was the victim of a vehicular homocide? That is a valorant point."

by valorantpoint October 9, 2020

Thot points

Thot Points are the rating system based on acts and actions to measure how much of a Thot someone is. Measured in 000's

"How many Thot Points would you give her?"

by Sonney Jim May 21, 2018

trophy point

When a cadet at West Point (male or female) becomes sexually aroused whilst in the vicinity of Trophy Point, his/her erection is a 'Trophy Point'.

Cadet X: "Wow, look at the Hudson River"

Cadet Y: "Yeah, it's so majestic and shit. I totally have a Trophy Point right now"

by J Company, 5th Regiment March 6, 2013

Funny Point

When your friend tries to be funny, but says something so stupid and unfunny, or a joke that has been overused way too much that you have to award him with a point.

Person 1: what’s nine plus ten?
Person 2: twent-
Person 1: JOE MAMA
Person 2: wow bro. really funny. you’ve earned a funny point.

by BakedOwl May 15, 2020

Point Chiseler

Someone (usually a perfectionist) who isn't satisfied with his/her grade on something such as a paper, and therefore proceeds to go to the professor to try to acquire (chisel) extra points on the scale of 1-5.

same as a point beggar/orphan who begs the prof for scraps of points to add to his/her grade.

"That girl Neha is such a point chiseler. She got an 81 on her paper and she's going to bother the professor to get an 83."

by bhonder April 12, 2010

Point grabbing

Stealing someone else's MVP in a video game even though they have more kills than you.

Me: I have 7 kills how are you above me?!
Them: I was point grabbing, hehe

by melllk November 6, 2019

Points Whore

Someone who refuses to get mvp through kills and rather through "objective".
Alternatively, see: Henry.

I'm 23 kills and 8 assists, how are you on top with 0???
This is the way of the Points Whore.

by sxdreams January 9, 2021