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by no no you you June 14, 2020

platooga

bitch; skank; whore

one who is a bitch or acts like a bitch.

OMG! That girl is such a platooga.

by flooglehiemer March 21, 2007

plitoris

A mix between a penis and a clitoris. A penis resmebling a clitoris, i.e., a very small penis.

His penis was so small it might as well have been a plitoris.

by ohreally April 5, 2009

Plutify

The act of removing from existence; To kick out; To pretend something that always has been is not now

She continues to plutify the fact that she is fat by dressing in hideously revealing clothing.

by elanormae November 20, 2009

Platonicism

The painful place that two "friends" are put into when they both like each other but won't do anything about it. Sometimes called the Double Friendzone.

Uh oh. They're stuck in platonicism

by Chains-and-whips-excite-me April 18, 2016

platonic nude

Something someone says when they are actually into you but dont want to say it first

She sent me platonic nudes man.

by Okdong6o January 17, 2018

platonic head

When a homie taller than you gives you head

Bruh she was on her knees giving me platonic head and she was still taller than me!

by juul queen January 28, 2018