Player Disease

The inhibition to control the desire to be a player. (i.e. make out, hook up, cheat with other women)

I think she's the one but man i got a bad case of player disease.

by LilChoCho January 31, 2009

dvd player

code for getting someone over for sexual relations.

Textual convo at 2am

Chris - "Hey, do you want me to return your dvd player?"
Sandra - "Yeah, gimme a few minutes to shower."

by failureeeee December 19, 2011

Fortnite player

tryhard kids that are commonly found in basements 24/7 a day that think playing one game makes them a gamer. A fortnite player is also one of the most toxic people to live. When someone calls fortnite "trash" 99.9% of the responses are "REaL GaMErS ReSPecT AlL GAmES" wich is an invalid response because fallout 76 exists.

"Hey BIlly do you want to play fortnite?"
"No because im not a fortnite player."

by An actual gamer July 23, 2020

Fortnite player

This species is common all over the world don’t tell this species to get off fortnite because it will use its self defense technique on you by yelling “SHUT UP I HATE YOU” if you tell it to get off fortnite this species has no mate to mate with so instead of getting a mate it will play fortnite instead.And this species will yell “I HATE THIS GAME” when it’s been playing for 27 days and 16 hours.The life span of this creature depends on how long it plays and how old it is if it’s 1-20 and plays fornite a lot it’s life span is 0.0000000000000001 Geo-Seconds if it’s 1-20 and it doesn’t play fortnite a lot it will live the average life span of a human if it is 21-80 and it plays fornite a lot this creature will immediately die after it’s born if it’s 21-80 it will also live the average life span of a human.

“Get off the game” the fortnite players mother said “SHUT UP I HATE YOU” the fortnite player said

by PewdipieFan483548263 February 7, 2019

Championship player

A football player in england who has the skill and determination to play the game well, but lacks the composure, quality and flair to play in the english top flight, hence they are only good enough to play in the 2nd flight "the championship"

Football Commentator "I have no idea why sunderland signed that Paul McShane, he is not good enough for the premiership. Championship player at best"

by Footballerofthefuture August 24, 2008

Fortnite player

A virgin

Bruh, you're such a fortnite player

by Karen_42069 November 21, 2019

ultimate player

A Player who's game is so strong that he or she can score sex without having the usual requirements. i e : No money; No home; Small or weird shaped genitals; Being Old

That dude is on that ultimate player shit. He's got hoes for days and no place to stay!

by Ultimate Player October 6, 2015