angry pirate

Angry pirate is when you piss off a homeless man with a eye patch and a missing leg and then run away as he hobbles away

"dude I got chased down by a angry pirate today". "poor guy kept tripping, then he got hit by a car"

by Whit3 September 10, 2018

Soap Pirates

A game of shoving bars of soap up an unsuspecting persons ass in the shower whilst screaming “AARGH!”.

Hey bro, wanna play a quick game of Soap Pirates?

by Maxwell House November 2, 2018

pirate vote

voting for yourself, especially when you know you won't win. From the Pirates of the Caribbean movie.

All of the girls on homecoming court did a pirate vote, even though Stacy was the obvious favorite.

by Libsta October 13, 2007

Goodwill Pirate

Employees of the Goodwill stores that are taking the really nice donation items and putting to the side for friends and relatives to pick up at a later time. These employees and their friends or relatives are then flea marketing, and/or eBaying these items for a pretty good profit.

You are a Goodwill Pirate if you are an employee of Goodwill and set aside items for personal profit.

by Dr_Hemlock July 27, 2015

pirate coffee

A coffee mug filled with straight dark rum. Not to be confused with actual coffee.

person 1: did you start your day with pirate coffee?
person 2: yes; why?
person 1: you're not wearing any pants.

*laugh track*

by 0men October 8, 2011

Super Pirate

Exactly like the Angry Pirate except with the addition of taking a shit on her shoulder which acts as the parrot. This is best done after the initial acts of nutting in her eye and kicking her shin. For an added bonus, have a pre-sculpted shit that looks like a parrot in your freezer and bring it out 30-40 minutes before needed. This way it will remain intact, semi-frozen but the base will be malleable enough to mold to her shoulder.

I was giving your mom the classic angry pirate last night (her favorite) but felt an epic taco bell sized shit coming on so I invented the SUPER PIRATE!

by marshalb July 30, 2009

Pirate Daddy

A name given to a boy by a girl, usually because he is the dominating male figure in her life who takes care of her. In contrast to a sugar daddy, he is frugal and often finds "treasures" for a bargain. He is good-looking and a little reckless, but very charming and loads of fun.

Let's play a game pirate daddy.

by piratedaddy January 29, 2022