Pirate Wank 

When receiving oral from a partner, pull out quickly and cum in their eye.
As they shoot up, you get up and kick them in a shin.
They will be hopping around on one leg, one hand over an eye like a patch and shouting “arggghhhh”

I laughed so much last night after Pirate Wanking Suzie

Pirate Wank by King Crumb & Stains February 18, 2025

pirate feet 

What the bottom of your feet look like when you have been walking barefoot all day. Reference to the pirate feet in the Disney ride the Pirates of Caribbean.

“Please wash your pirate feet before coming to bed!”

pirate feet by Fancyface973 May 24, 2025

pirate feet 

What your feet look like when you have been walking barefoot all day. Reference to the pirate feet on the Disney ride The Pirates of the Caribbean.

“Please wash your pirate feet before coming to bed!”

pirate feet by Fancyface973 May 24, 2025

Pirate Chef 

A chef or cook in who takes shortcuts and prepares food with lacking preparation rather than investing the proper time and effort into the meal.

He went to culinary school, but his mediocre methods and skills revealed him to be a pirate chef.

Pirate Chef by LogicalTea August 19, 2025

Pirate Patch

When a man with one testicle places it over the eyes of a partner, much like the Arabian Sunglasses.

"My husband gave me a Pirate Patch for Halloween. Wasn't quite what i was expecting...."

Pirate Patch by autisticpirate October 12, 2025

Pirate windsail

It's when you're in bed with somebody and you fart under the covers then throw them back really fast so that your fart aroma wafts in their direction

You're not trying to dutch oven me are you? No I'm going to pirate windsail your ass

Pirate windsail by Ericawalling February 27, 2026

Pirate’s Cat Toy

When you shove a finger down the pee hole of a male, form a hook and pull both balls out from the inside, letting them dangle from the tip. Pirates Cat Toy.

She was so pissed when she found Todd cheating, she lubed up a finger and gave him a Pirate’s Cat Toy while he was sleeping.

Pirate’s Cat Toy by the master of you April 3, 2026