Pineapple

This motherfucking GAY ASS fruit thinks he's fucking better than us because he's got a goddamn shell of fucking spikes! And then this DICKHEAD has the audacity to fucking be a fucking house for a fucking cleaning utensil

Dude, why did you shove that pineapple in your ass?

by RubyUni_tha1 November 5, 2017

Pineapple

That one thing you won’t put in

Put the pineapple in

NO!

by ElephantJim September 19, 2019

Pineapple Upside Down Cake

During group sex, when a woman is lifted upside down and participants proceed to eat her ass and pussy simultaneously.

Last night was the first time we had Maria as a pineapple upside down cake. She said it was the cherry on top of the night.

by ShowMeDaMoneyShot August 30, 2022

Persian Pineapple

A sun-tanned choad with pubes that were dyed green.

"Did you see that Mike's Persian Pineapple?"
"No, it must have been like Spongebob and Patrick down there!"

by JJRocksIV December 2, 2011

Awkward Pineapple

Displays an inability to interact because the person or being does not know how to interact. They wish to

interact with others but do not know what to do or how to behave.

Standing there like an inanimate awkward Pineapple.

Guy 1 - "Hey, those two girls look like they want to talk to us"

Guy 2 - "Yeah! But they're being such Awkward Pineapples"

by Dodwena September 18, 2013

fuck pineapple

what the fuck are you googling "Fuck Pineapple" for? get a fucking life you melt.

Ryan: "Get a fucking life you melt"
You: *Gets a fucking life* *Is no longer a melt*
Fuck Pineapple- You're a melt and have no life

by ryandontlikeyou February 23, 2018

pineapple

a code word used to ask a friend if they would fuck the girl he points to. it is replyed with either "slice it" for yes or "squash it" for no

(chaka)hey martin "pineapple" that chick in the yellow
(martin)dude "slice it" chick got ass for days
(chaka) what her friend, pineapple?
(martin) eww "squash it", she has no body what so ever
(chaka) lmao

by monkeyjutsu July 6, 2009