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Tether-pimp

To allow people to access the internet with their wireless ipads, laptops and various devices via tethering to my wireless cell phone hotspot for a fee.
While sitting at a cafe, bar, beach, library or other public place where wireless access is not available you may pay a tether-pimp money to have access to the Internet by tethering to the tether-pimp's wireless device.
by Tech Savvy August 20, 2010
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Job Pimp

"Temp" agencies like Manpower and Adecco who make shit jobs even shittier by taking its' 25% cut from the worker.
The job pimp prostitutes you as punishment for not finishing school
by OttSens4life July 28, 2005
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pimp field

A hardcore pimp can generate a pimp field, an incredible invisible field similar to magnetic fields but much stronger. The strength of these fields vary with the power of the pimp.

Generation of a pimp field is automatic and does not require any effort from the hardcore pimp.

While automatic, the pimp field is exponentially proportional to the pimp's skill, mental acuity, contentment, and spirit. It decreases directly proportionally to the amount of softcore actions that they commit (pimping "hoes", gaining wealth, moral decay)

Master hardcore pimps have been known to generate pimp fields that extend from pole to pole on the Earth.
Shiznit! The hardcore pimp got one tight-ass pimpin' pimp field! Ain't no superman gonna fly through it!
by Pimp Daddy O February 2, 2004
mugGet the pimp fieldmug.

Pimp Tax

The extra money given to fellow pimps when payment to them is due as a sign of respect and allegiance. Commonly used in board games where money is involved.
Originated from the shire of Shrop by a skinny badman.
Whilst playing monoplay:
Pimp 1: "aww man, I just landed on mayfair"
Pimp 2: "don't forget to pay me pimp tax too"

A while later:
Faggot 1: "ahh shit, I'm broke"
Pimps : "ahahahaha, should of paid Pimp Tax Noob!"
by RiskyNanaMan December 19, 2010
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henry pimp

a henry pimp is a the top street title and only ture pimps can be called it
by snoop d.o.g.g August 23, 2003
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pimp-slap

To raise ones hand above the shoulder and with terminal velocity strike it across the face of the hoe.
My bitch was actin' up so I had to pimp-slap the hoe.
by Bro April 25, 2003
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pimp dizzle

Pimp dizzle is used to describe the perfect, ultra-pimp man. Pimp dizzle is an extension of pimp shizzle, and is a distinction earned by few.
"Nathan is the pimp-dizzle-est shizzle there ever was."
by Hypernatt12 December 24, 2004
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