Related to Beer Goggles. An imaginary object worn when a public area which usually would not be acceptable as a pee spot, seems suddenly acceptable due to the extreme urgency that a person must pee.
Dude, you shouldn't have peed in front of that lady's living room window." "Sorry man. I had massive pee-goggles on!
by Whopissedonmyfries August 10, 2010
Get the Pee-Gogglesmug. the gf stopped sucking his cock and put her fingernail in his pee eye to make sure it was not congested and his cumload spurted out of the pee eye
by gringo feliz October 10, 2013
Get the pee eyemug. When your pet dog or cat deliberately takes a piss on a rug, furniture, or article of clothing in an act of revenge or retaliation for something you have done to piss them off, or deny them.
What a bastard, I walked the dog 2 hours ago and there is a piss spot right under my computer desk, this is definitely a vengeance pee for denying him those ribs we were cooking.
by 719 November 25, 2011
Get the vengeance peemug. The act of two people sniffing there pee because they are fucked up in the head like the one kid with a name such as ayden
Ayden sniffing pee causes him to go into changes and make the brain hurt, he get confused and starts having horny feelings towards couches.
by Tqwsniff May 22, 2018
Get the Sniffing peemug. The act of a male human peeing in a urinal or toilet without using their hands in any way at all unless unzipping their pants.
Person 1: Ok, lets go.
Person 2: Wash your hands you nasty bastard.
Person 1: I don't have to, I just did a free-pee.
Person 2: wtf.
Person 2: Wash your hands you nasty bastard.
Person 1: I don't have to, I just did a free-pee.
Person 2: wtf.
by What the hell's a pseudonym? April 30, 2011
Get the Free-Peemug. A napkin you tuck under dick while you are peeing, this way you do not get pee on you pants from splash back or shaking it out.
by Ryan Tucker17 April 24, 2017
Get the pee bibmug. by Xaulbius June 29, 2010
Get the Pee Positionmug.