terror pee

The unexpected need to urinate as a result of sudden and intense fear. It is frequently the result of haunted houses, horror movies, and encounters with the supernatural world.

That haunted house was so scary, I had to terror pee the whole time!

by jdmt October 17, 2012

Pee maxing

The act of holding urine in one's bladder until the very end of the day, finally pissing it all out.

"Hey did you hear that James has started pee maxing? His bladder tolerance is gonna be off the charts."

by Dr. Poop-Shit May 16, 2022

pee bib

A napkin you tuck under dick while you are peeing, this way you do not get pee on you pants from splash back or shaking it out.

You should have used a pee bib so it didn't look like you peed on your pants.

by Ryan Tucker17 April 24, 2017

Free-Pee

The act of a male human peeing in a urinal or toilet without using their hands in any way at all unless unzipping their pants.

Person 1: Ok, lets go.

Person 2: Wash your hands you nasty bastard.

Person 1: I don't have to, I just did a free-pee.

Person 2: wtf.

by What the hell's a pseudonym? April 30, 2011

Pee Position

When a man stands with his legs spread irregularly wide open as if he is peeing in a urinal.

Guy 1: dude that guy over there is totally in a pee position right now.

Guy 2: I know, right?

by Xaulbius June 29, 2010

pee fart

a fard and pee at both the same time

"dave, im in the 1 percent, I just pee farted!"

by Reggie from Nintendo March 22, 2021

pee pod

A port-a-potty

"Oh good, there's a pee pod along the parade route."

by EIEIO July 6, 2014