Skip to main content

pee fart

a fard and pee at both the same time
"dave, im in the 1 percent, I just pee farted!"
by Reggie from Nintendo March 22, 2021
mugGet the pee fartmug.

zen pee

The process of urinating in a euphoric state of being, which creates a feeling of serenity and oneness with the world.
"In the morning, I prefer to experience a zen pee before I have my waffles."
by orgasmic tomatoes November 27, 2014
mugGet the zen peemug.

pee scale

The scale by which the colour of pee is measured. From 0 to 10, 10 being pretty much orange. There is also a pulp scale measuring the amount of pulp in the pee. There are two ways of measuring pee, the toileted method, and the mid-stream method. The mid-stream method usually gives more accurate results, as different toilet designs can alter the perceived colour of the pee when using the toileted method.
Kevin: Shit man, that was like a 9 with a pulp factor of 7 on the pee scale!
Angela: You should visit the doctor.
by EuroChemist November 1, 2017
mugGet the pee scalemug.

park and pee

Dad needs to stop at the park and pee so I can get something to drink and use the restroom.
by cclevenger March 27, 2009
mugGet the park and peemug.

pee eye

pee eye = the urethral meatus or orifice of the glans
the gf stopped sucking his cock and put her fingernail in his pee eye to make sure it was not congested and his cumload spurted out of the pee eye
by gringo feliz October 10, 2013
mugGet the pee eyemug.

vengeance pee

When your pet dog or cat deliberately takes a piss on a rug, furniture, or article of clothing in an act of revenge or retaliation for something you have done to piss them off, or deny them.
What a bastard, I walked the dog 2 hours ago and there is a piss spot right under my computer desk, this is definitely a vengeance pee for denying him those ribs we were cooking.
by 719 November 25, 2011
mugGet the vengeance peemug.

Sniffing pee

The act of two people sniffing there pee because they are fucked up in the head like the one kid with a name such as ayden
Ayden sniffing pee causes him to go into changes and make the brain hurt, he get confused and starts having horny feelings towards couches.
by Tqwsniff May 22, 2018
mugGet the Sniffing peemug.

Share this definition