A party major is a group of easy but expensive courses with no absolutely professional value. Lot of stupid American kids take these majors and then whine about not getting a real job. They stay with their parents and want the government to pay off huge student debts they acquire to do these party majors while indulging in a lifestyle of partying, drinking, fooling around. Examples of party majors include -
Political science, Drama and theater, history, fine Arts and art history, philosophy and religious studies, anthropology, music etc.
All the knowledge for these courses can be obtained without college by going to a library and having a passion for learning. Yet dumb kids go to college and spend hundreds of thousands of dollars they don’t have to do these foolish majors while not realizing that great artists, musicians, actors, philosophers didn’t become what they became because of a worthless degree.
Political science, Drama and theater, history, fine Arts and art history, philosophy and religious studies, anthropology, music etc.
All the knowledge for these courses can be obtained without college by going to a library and having a passion for learning. Yet dumb kids go to college and spend hundreds of thousands of dollars they don’t have to do these foolish majors while not realizing that great artists, musicians, actors, philosophers didn’t become what they became because of a worthless degree.
Lisa: I flunked in math again.
Angela: really! I told you to stop fooling around and partying all the time.
Lisa: I can’t help it, I am too cool nerd.
Angela: well, you know you are not going to get a job if you don’t graduate with a real major
Lisa: that’s ok, I’ll major in a party major like Drama and theater, and if I don’t get a job after that I’ll get a nerdy sucker like you to pay for my college loan
Angela: FML, I slog all day, take hard courses, don’t party, make sacrifices and major in engineering and get a job and pay taxes and my student loan. But now I have to pay for Lisa and other idiots like her too! WTF!
Angela: really! I told you to stop fooling around and partying all the time.
Lisa: I can’t help it, I am too cool nerd.
Angela: well, you know you are not going to get a job if you don’t graduate with a real major
Lisa: that’s ok, I’ll major in a party major like Drama and theater, and if I don’t get a job after that I’ll get a nerdy sucker like you to pay for my college loan
Angela: FML, I slog all day, take hard courses, don’t party, make sacrifices and major in engineering and get a job and pay taxes and my student loan. But now I have to pay for Lisa and other idiots like her too! WTF!
by Yogibearsmartass July 26, 2019
Get the party majormug. A friend which knows of multiple parties at all times and guides you to them. They come in handy when a party gets busted or broken up and a second one is needed.
What you trying to do tonight?
I don't know man... maybe find a party but I don't know of any.
Let me call up my party sherpa Mike.
I don't know man... maybe find a party but I don't know of any.
Let me call up my party sherpa Mike.
by Maks Reznichenko September 1, 2009
Get the Party Sherpamug. Where a group of people decide to have a prolonged, often humorous conversation on Facebook, but conduct it in the comments of a random person's status update. The amusement and general lack of regard for others is behavior synonymous with parties, as is the person deleting their update and thus shutting down the wall party. This works best when there is a mutual Facebook friend, but not an actual friend in the group.
John Smith: Anyone know what time the game starts?
2 comments from friends of John Smith
A series of comments from a small group of friends disregarding John Smith's question but engaging in an internal conversation about random, often vulgar topics, but in a public forum so others can see and be offended, amused.
John Smith: What the hell!!! So many notifications!!!
A guy: WALL PARTY!!!!
2 comments from friends of John Smith
A series of comments from a small group of friends disregarding John Smith's question but engaging in an internal conversation about random, often vulgar topics, but in a public forum so others can see and be offended, amused.
John Smith: What the hell!!! So many notifications!!!
A guy: WALL PARTY!!!!
by Tom3457mofo July 23, 2012
Get the wall partymug. Tearing up small confetti bits of toilet paper & tossing them in the air to celebrate a stinky poop.
by Dudeman9000 December 19, 2014
Get the stink partymug. pahr-tee bahrk
noun
1. the abrupt, harsh, explosive cry from one raging.
verb
3. to utter an abrupt, explosive cry or a series of such cries while raging.
4. Arrrrp! Arrrrp!
noun
1. the abrupt, harsh, explosive cry from one raging.
verb
3. to utter an abrupt, explosive cry or a series of such cries while raging.
4. Arrrrp! Arrrrp!
by wwjbd July 18, 2012
Get the Party Barkmug. "Hey girlo! Chris has been a real bitch lately, hasn't he? Let's have a manipedimarga party and dish. My place, I'll let you know the whowhatwherewhenwhy on FB."
by emmerbembu November 4, 2013
Get the manipedimarga partymug. A “piñata party” is where a bunch of guys wrap a girl in a Mexican Poncho and smack her in the face with their dicks. The game is over when she gets a nosebleed.
Greg met his wife of 20 years at a Piñata Party where Greg showed up late and unfortunately wasn’t able to get any English behind any of his smacks due to the odd angle he found himself in due to an old softball injury.
by Special Dicklivery August 7, 2019
Get the Piñata Partymug.