She thought her idiot dog was a Leo when he was actually a Virgo because she is a horrible pet parent.
by josephbiden69 August 24, 2021
Get the horrible pet parentmug. When a person is able to date/marry somebody who would normally be way out of their league, because they don't care that the person has children. Single parents are often desperate to find somebody who does not mind being around their kids, and therefore will lower their standards for a potential romantic partner.
Seth: "Woah, is that really Jason's new girlfriend?"
Larry: "Yeah."
Seth: "She's gorgeous! And I heard that she got promoted at her job and pretty decent money now. What i she doing with him?"
Larry: "She says that he's great with her kids. He got the single parent deal."
Larry: "Yeah."
Seth: "She's gorgeous! And I heard that she got promoted at her job and pretty decent money now. What i she doing with him?"
Larry: "She says that he's great with her kids. He got the single parent deal."
by Lavender12 May 19, 2015
Get the single parent dealmug. A mother or father figure to a child that is not married to the childs parent.
A mother or father figure that stepped-up to the plate.
A mother or father figure that stepped-up to the plate.
by BoxedCheri February 16, 2017
Get the step-up parentmug. threatens to beat you, will yell at you if you say "i dont know" but sometimes tells you to say it, looks for things in your room to have a ascuse to scream at you, says they never tell lies (but lie about everything), gets so drunk to the point where they almost sleep with you for a whole night, will loose the things they take away from you and not give a shit about it (can be lost for even 4 months), gives you deppression and axiety but since she "knows everything" she just gives you pills, if you talk back at all she'll treat you like shit (dont forget she reminds you about it everyday), and thats not even a start.
by chick-fa-le January 4, 2021
Get the Mom that is not good at parentingmug. by Ethan and his parents is whore May 17, 2019
Get the Ethan and His Parentsmug. putting cute pics on dating apps of you with other people's kids, only to caption: NOT MY KID.
It's the manipulative version of 'dudes with dogs' photo con. Basically, the child is there fore him to seem loving and/or wanting kids down the road/marriage material. Like the cute puppy (or fancy car/fake jet, the child is the bait.
I personally find it demeaning to assume all women are so 'simple' or all want to be mothers.
It's the manipulative version of 'dudes with dogs' photo con. Basically, the child is there fore him to seem loving and/or wanting kids down the road/marriage material. Like the cute puppy (or fancy car/fake jet, the child is the bait.
I personally find it demeaning to assume all women are so 'simple' or all want to be mothers.
by rhtjx November 11, 2020
Get the Parent Trapmug. Free Range Parents are predominately rich white people that let their children run around unchecked, even in dangerous situations. It is usually a misguided attempt to allow their children to learn life lessons on their own.
Person 1: I just saw what looked like an eight year old boy, outside in the cold with no jacket on; is that the kid with Free Range Parents?
Person 2: No, that’s Little Billy, his parents aren’t free range, they’re just junkies.
Person 2: No, that’s Little Billy, his parents aren’t free range, they’re just junkies.
by P-Biddy January 3, 2019
Get the Free Range Parentsmug.