bag of pants

Useless. As would be a bag of pants, not fulfilling their function, but just hanging around in a bag.

"Sorry we haven't got any."
"Well that's just a bag of pants, isn't it."

by Fridgemagnet June 27, 2005

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Draney Pants

Wearing Basketball shorts lower than the waist, so they drop to your ankles.

dude! look at that guy and his draney pants!! you can see his underwear!

by thepersonplaceorthing February 8, 2010

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Shanny-Pants

Shanny-pants is a nickname for someone who is probably one of the coolest people you will ever meet. Said coolest person's name is most likely Shannon. They also have cool pants.

"Hey! Shanny-pants, wanna go see a movie tonight?"

by Shanny-Pants January 18, 2009

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Pant Boner

The image created when the pant's crotch area makes a saggy lump making a boner-y image

Girl 1: OMG That guy has a total boner for me!
Girl 2: LOL Really!?
Boy: -Adjustes pants-
Girl 1: Never mind, it was just a pant boner

by 20grand November 13, 2007

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Buffet Pants

Pants worn in anticipation of a rather ginormous meal. These pants normally have an elastic waist for extra tummy room.

random family member: Hot dog! Grandma's cooking sunday dinner! She's making like a 3 course meal!

you: Oh, it's a good thing I wore my buffet pants today.

random family member: You are such a fat lard.

by shortyjordy January 19, 2009

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