When someone is generally flat (like a pancake)but has a little bit of a bum(peach) and therefore being a peachy pancake
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Get the sad pancake mug.When you eat pancakes but suddenly become overwhelmed with a sense of paralysis. This usually happens when you eat too much pancakes.
by billyboyo September 29, 2013
Get the pancake paralysis mug.The very unfortunate state in which, following a violent sneeze or cough (or, as has happened, both), one loses control of their bowels and, effectively, shits themselves. It may not be much in volume, but it is terrifying in aspect; when one looses themselves... a fart that follows through.
by Vengeful Spirit December 14, 2012
Get the Sudden Pancake mug.When an Alpha Male (Lad) spaffs is load all over the tits of his not so well endowed female member of the community, It is known as a Mayonnaise Pancake.
Lewis: I'm going to come right now.
Rosie: Do it on my tits, you rancid beast.
Lewis: No, I don't want to create a mayonnaise pancake. I'm going to spaff in your ear instead.
Rosie: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
Rosie: Do it on my tits, you rancid beast.
Lewis: No, I don't want to create a mayonnaise pancake. I'm going to spaff in your ear instead.
Rosie: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
by A Top LAD. August 20, 2011
Get the Mayonnaise Pancake mug.The name given to a flow of liquefied faeces that escapes a woman's rectum and settles and dries onto a mattress resembling a burnt pancake. The burnt pancake is created after partaking in furiously hard and fast anal sex with a long rod that withdraws at the point of her orgasm. If timed correctly the faecal matter flows out spreads to settle on the mattress and then left to dry.
His long rod pummeled her backdoor and just as her body started to shake he withdrew with perfect timing and served up a perfectly formed burnt pancake on the mattress
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