by Pmac88 April 01, 2018
by BigButt.SoWhat? February 17, 2011
When an Alpha Male (Lad) spaffs is load all over the tits of his not so well endowed female member of the community, It is known as a Mayonnaise Pancake.
Lewis: I'm going to come right now.
Rosie: Do it on my tits, you rancid beast.
Lewis: No, I don't want to create a mayonnaise pancake. I'm going to spaff in your ear instead.
Rosie: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
Rosie: Do it on my tits, you rancid beast.
Lewis: No, I don't want to create a mayonnaise pancake. I'm going to spaff in your ear instead.
Rosie: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
by A Top LAD. August 16, 2011
The episode of postprandial hypoglycemia associated with the consumption of a stack of pancakes with syrup. It is usually associated with extreme fatigue and sometimes with headaches, anxiety, and trouble making decisions. Simply putting butter and spreading it over pancakes can help prevent the symptoms of pancake coma. Eating dried fruit and drinking soda can help one recover.
Tom: "Yo James, wanna go play Battlefield 1 Beta?"
James: "Nah dude, I just ate breakfast with John at Denny's and I have a heavy case of pancake coma."
James: "Nah dude, I just ate breakfast with John at Denny's and I have a heavy case of pancake coma."
by Pyrometheus September 02, 2016
The very unfortunate state in which, following a violent sneeze or cough (or, as has happened, both), one loses control of their bowels and, effectively, shits themselves. It may not be much in volume, but it is terrifying in aspect; when one looses themselves... a fart that follows through.
by Vengeful Spirit June 09, 2012
by Blam420 September 17, 2013
by Soaking69 July 02, 2015