rubber-titted

A derogatory adjective usually accompanied by vapid, fake, or stupid, and followed by bimbo. May be directed toward a woman (or twink) who is considered both fake and dull. Generally, blonde actresses, often porn stars, who cannot carry on a conversation for the memory span of a goldfish nor perform their job exceedingly well.
Person #1: Oh my god! Megan Fox is sooo fucking hot.

Person #2: That rubber-titted, plastic, airhead-of-an-actress?
by lesbionix June 27, 2010
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Tusk Tits

A pair of young, drooping mammaries that have a distinctive upward curve in the latter portion of the breast. This often accompanied by a distinct tubular appearance (i.e. narrow through the extent of the breast).
Guy 1: Wow, did you see the tusk tits on that bitch?
Guy 2: Thems are some mean tusks.
by Creamstool January 31, 2016
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Tits on a Ritz

Meaning great, awesome, wonderful, fabulous, bitchen, neat etc.
From the advertisement tag line “Every thing is great when it sits on a Ritz
And what is greater than tits? Not much!
by Farsidefan February 02, 2009
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'roid tits

In an exhaustive attempt to stave off the physical ravages of time, many aging males resort to the use of HGH, Testosterone and/or other illicit or unsupervised hormone replacement protocols. Unfortunately, the metabolism of these agents may result in an excess of available Estrogen which causes unwanted, unexpected and permanent development of breasts.
YO! Check out Roy! He's got 3% body fat and is as strong as a fuckin' baboon ... too bad about the 'roid tits.

YUP, guess who's saving up for surgery...
by YAWA July 06, 2018
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vinager tits

A vile nasty tight ass bitch, who is often short fused, aggressive and small breasted
See her, she has vinager tits, she is very tight asset, and ultra aggressive
by mitch00uk March 29, 2015
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tits for brains

Slang used by both males and females to refer to a female with large breasts and unimpressive intelligence.
A male says: "Over 50% of the girls in my school have tits for brains."
A female says: "She has tits for brains if she thinks she can do that."
by John Doe the third November 15, 2013
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Shelf tits

tits that are so pushed up they look like their sitting on a shelf
"dude, look at that girl" "man, she has massive Shelf tits!"
by maxiepie1280192 November 19, 2008
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