Boot-sniffer

An over-zealous volunteer firefighter that is so consumed with firefighters that he obtains pleasure or sexual arousal from sniffing the smoky aroma of bunker-boots of other firefighters. Boot-sniffers are known to visit fire stations while traveling, to secretly fulfill their fetish. Boot sniffers are best identified by excessive firefighter stickers on their vehicle or by their over-use of fire-related t-shirts.
That boot-sniffer loves to wear fire department t-shirts and share firefighter Facebook posts so people will thank him for his service.
by ProFirefighter March 13, 2017
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Ugg Booting

The act of putting your foot inside another person's asshole. It's like your wearing a large ugly but warm boot
by RJComedian January 19, 2023
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fag boots

White rubber boots worn by fishermen (especially shrimpers) in Southern United States. Named because of a connection to percieved gayness, they are usually required utilitarian wear. Not necessarily a derogatory term to the wearer.
"Grab my fag boots, I'm about to go out in the boat.
"Look at his fag boots he must be a fisherman"
by aparttimefisherman December 06, 2013
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boots theory

A socio-economic theory named by the character Captain Samuel Vimes in Terry Pratchet's novel "Men at Arms." The boots theory suggests that wealthy individuals end up spending less money in the long run compared to poorer individuals due to the wealthy being able to invest in high-quality products that last for several years or more, whereas the impoverished must subsist on cheaper, low-quality versions of the same items that only last for a short period of time before needing to be replaced.
"My rich friend is able to buy a pair of boots that cost me two months' salary, and they'll last him forever. I'm stuck buying crappy knock-offs that wear out after only a few weeks. That's boots theory in practice right there."
by AOmundson January 29, 2022
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monk boot

kicking a man of the cloth or anyone really in the face.
by mark 666 November 23, 2009
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chilly boots

when the mama is house down and charli xcx snatches the wig
Vexxpink: Hey alpine, don’t you think it was so chilly boots earlier when fhoney called jewxpee a bloke?
Alpinearmoire: i hate pakis
by Myioodorey September 01, 2021
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kickin' boots

I caught them kickin' boots in the back of his pickup truck
by Tracy Greenzweig November 11, 2007
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