gorks root

slang for performing oral sex on a male organ
Mary gorks root.
by tec5704 August 16, 2009
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rainbow root

the type of "root" often dug up by backhoes. in truth, these are often neglected, low-grade communication cables, as opposed to the awesome, expensive fibre optics laid down today. backhoe operators will often have a "see no evil" attitude when digging these up
"ay man, john just dug up a bunch of rainbow root and i saw him do it."

"okay, if mike (the boss) sees it just tell him it was from a rainbow tree so we don't get in trouble."

"i gotchu man"
by creditcardz December 25, 2023
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Preef rooting

Proof reading and or pre reading the script
I was Preef rooting the script for the play, there were no errors, and I was ready to act!!
by Koongh February 07, 2018
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Schrödinger’s Root

When you ask a chick to hook up on Snapchat, the answer is both no and yes at the same time before the snap is opened
Oi mate, what’s goin on with that chick you met on Saturday? Did she say yes?

No clue bro I’m too scared to open the snap, it’s Schrödinger’s root
by HellaBread September 18, 2022
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Root lapper

One who enjoys the act of sucking and slurping another's cock, and the practice of licking the penis shaft to the scrotum, and finishing by lapping Deez Nuts.
My current girlfriend is the best root lapper I've shafted.
by Panty Muncher58 September 26, 2021
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tesseract root

its like a cube root

but 4 and not 3
2 is the tesseract root of 16 i think
by GrassBird125 March 20, 2023
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