Society of the Moon

A secret society of bald people. The entry requirements are to either be a bald person, or save the life of a bald person.

Luke: "Hey man I see you joined the Society of the Moon since you started chemo"
George: "Yes, I am #3455"

by Cumbellina August 5, 2019

moon rot

The onset of hallucinations and symptoms similar to minor psychosis during the nocturnal hours. May also manifest in a variety of behavioral abnormalities and issues, characterized by the onset only at night, or in the absence of light.

Jerry has a moon rot really bad, so bother him at night, or he'll think that you are aliens trying to kidnap him again

by lover of Man February 7, 2018

birth moon

First full moon after Easter is called the birth moon because it symbolizes rebirth in agriculture and nature.

The birth moon called forth the growing season.

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by Joshua Bananaman July 18, 2016

Moon Hunting

The act of going outside in broad daylight and searching for the moon by staring directly at the sun

Only done before an eclipse, and occasionally by drunken college students

Dude me and Taylor had to go to the hospital after moon hunting for way too long

by bitch lasagna August 22, 2017

Little moon

We like the moon, it's only one and there's only nighttime which means it's valuable right? The baby is very valuable, so he is little moon

A : babe, where is our little moon ?
B : there he is, he sleep so tight

by Psikhe January 30, 2020

Moon Cruise

when you’re ripping down the highway and you set your car on cruise control, pull your pants down, and press your asscheeks against the window while driving

hey lil Johnny wanna go for a moon cruise?

by homerooom#bored October 19, 2018

moon yeti

Strange, light grey creature that lurks in South East North America. Usually hunting by night for a meaty snack.

He ate that burger like a moon yeti

by Moonyetiawarness November 5, 2017