Milk Basket

A Milk Basket is a reliable gimmick that men use to help them get laid.

A popular Milk Basket in the 50s was a literal Milk Basket that men would bring to people’s houses in order to fuck their wives.

by TheIsaacHall June 28, 2019

eternal milk

Water that quenches the thirst of cats, therefore giving them their nine lives.

The cat needed his eternal milk to revive a lost life.

by RachelAnne101 April 25, 2017

Milk Sock

A sock that is your little brother thought had salty milk in it but was really your cum sock. Often a white sock with red stripes.

"That was a good milk sock big bro." "That wasn't milk..."

by Milk sock November 24, 2019

Milk Brooch

The badge of honor affixed about the shoulder of a caring parent by a baby during burping. Like snowflakes, no 2 milk brooches are alike. These decorative regurgitation signatures are commonly gifted to the recipient prior to a special night out on the town. Some think that it is the baby's way of helping the parent look their very best just before departing. Sometimes a milk brooch can morph into a milk necklace, but we won't go there.

I was wearing an interesting milk brooch today on my favorite grey sweatshirt. It looked like an octopus swimming diagonally. I got several compliments on it.

by Ace B November 24, 2006

Milk jets

When a woman does not pump or feed a baby her Brest will shoot Milk Jets from her nipples when she removed her bra.

When a lactating woman takes a hot shower her breaths will shoot Milk jets "a stream of milk" from the nipples

Your mom shot Milk Jets all over the bathroom this morning

by milk jet king January 11, 2015

Milk-fuzz

The mysterious residue left on the cap of a brand new gallon or half-gallon of milk.

"i was trying to enjoy a new gallon of milk, but the weird looking milk-fuzz distracted me."

by Slimjim8matt March 13, 2008

Carrot Milk

A milk beverage made by Liv Hatley. Made by mixing fresh carrot in a glass of milk. Used to give energy to people before going running. Can also be made with many other vegetables. Was first made on December 22, 2011. This is delicious to drink before exercise or after them as well. If you want a drink that is smooth as silk try Liv Hatley's famous Carrot Milk.

Liv: Hey sweetie, do you feel like going running? I already stretched and did my warm ups. And I got a treat for you when you're done.

Ben: What is it? Its not carrot cake again?

Liv: No, even better! Its Carrot Milk! You just take a glass of milk and mix fresh carrots with it.

Ben: (takes off running) Oh sweet! This is going to be good.

Liv: It sure will! One of the best energy shakes you ever drank. And I know what I'm talking about. I've been coaching you for years. You are going to love this!

Ben: (jogs back to her) Whew! That was a workout-and-a-half. I need something creamy.

Liv: Here, drink this Carrot Milk. That's delicious! I'll try it out on the grandkids, too. They might love it.

Ben: (starts doing Hatley Squats) Wow! This stuff is silky. Carrot Milk rules!

by Dusty's Baby Powder December 27, 2011