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Dorito Milk

A state of matter in which Dorito and Milk are fused at the molecular level. Can be changed into Hot Sauce Dorito Milk by adding Satans breath, the only thing hot enough to make Dorito Milk warm.
Boy: hey girl, want some Dorito Milk
Girl: yes. Let’s fuk
Boy: ok now
by FooBooTheGreat March 8, 2019
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Milk Stoned

Consuming enough breast milk endocannabinoids to get sleepy (applies to infants, but we don't judge)
DAMN! Boo those titties are FIRE! They got me MILK STONED!!
by Sir Nut Musk March 7, 2023
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pussy milk

A type of milk that comes out of a woman's genitals at the climax and a lubricant for the cock when a woman is fucked.
My! That cock is so slippery in my pussy, it's dripping my pussy milk!
by Master King Legend January 26, 2022
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Milk Basket

A Milk Basket is a reliable gimmick that men use to help them get laid.
A popular Milk Basket in the 50s was a literal Milk Basket that men would bring to people’s houses in order to fuck their wives.
by TheIsaacHall June 28, 2019
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eternal milk

Water that quenches the thirst of cats, therefore giving them their nine lives.
The cat needed his eternal milk to revive a lost life.
by RachelAnne101 April 25, 2017
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Milk Duded

First you cut a hole in the bottom of a popcorn bucket and insert a particularly small penis through said hole. Then you surprise your movie theater guest with it.
Tony went to the movies quite often with Medusa, but one time in particular he MILK DUDED the popcorn bucket. Not only did she not find it amusing, she didn't even find it.
by @Badmoneyslim June 10, 2019
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Milk Brooch

The badge of honor affixed about the shoulder of a caring parent by a baby during burping. Like snowflakes, no 2 milk brooches are alike. These decorative regurgitation signatures are commonly gifted to the recipient prior to a special night out on the town. Some think that it is the baby's way of helping the parent look their very best just before departing. Sometimes a milk brooch can morph into a milk necklace, but we won't go there.
I was wearing an interesting milk brooch today on my favorite grey sweatshirt. It looked like an octopus swimming diagonally. I got several compliments on it.
by Ace B November 24, 2006
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