Different form a video game. When a person is on a jump mode means that he and his homies or posies are going to beat the living hell out that snitch, bitch ass or just-don't-like-that-fool. on sight.
by nyfinest17 April 13, 2009
When you trust a girl to stay at your place, but not enough to give her a key. You make her leave through the garage. She opens the garage and hits the close button. She runs as fast as she can out of the garage hurdling the sensor while simultaneously ducking down to avoid the garage door as it closes.
by Phillip_Banks July 18, 2014
The sport that only very cool or stupid people do that involves running and then jumping of the side of a cliff or object. After having a wild fall downwards the person pulls their parachute hoping that it opens. If not they die.
<some boy> hey girl did you see steve on the news?
<some girl>no, what happened?
<some boy> he went to argentina and died base jumping
<some girl>ahh, i told him to zig when he thought he should zag
<some girl>no, what happened?
<some boy> he went to argentina and died base jumping
<some girl>ahh, i told him to zig when he thought he should zag
by That Damn Sheep June 17, 2005
(v): to disregard, not acknowledge, or skip over a comment when replying on a post or status update.
Did you see when George comment jumped me!? I can't believe he ignored me like that, I thought we were friends.
Stephen just comment jumped Angelina. He has been avoiding her since last week.
Christina: Don't you just hate it when someone you don't like comments on a post, but there are other people you want to comment back to?
Drake: Just comment jump them!
Stephen just comment jumped Angelina. He has been avoiding her since last week.
Christina: Don't you just hate it when someone you don't like comments on a post, but there are other people you want to comment back to?
Drake: Just comment jump them!
by ItsMeTopherHere January 02, 2011
This is a manoeuvre where a girl is lying face down on a bed, naked, with a ceiling fan above. A naked man is hanging from the said ceiling fan while it is on.
The fan must rotate at least 3 times and then the man must let go such that he lands on top of the woman with his dick rapidly penetrating her poo chute on landing.
The fan must rotate at least 3 times and then the man must let go such that he lands on top of the woman with his dick rapidly penetrating her poo chute on landing.
In South America, a certain family is famous for pioneering the sexual techniuqe known as "jump of the tiger".
by Champ September 21, 2003
by sam and jenny October 11, 2008
Whilst you're in a deep sleep/sub concious state, its as if a ninja has sneaked up on you, shoved you and vanished into thin air causing your arms and/or legs to spasm and jump randomly - sometimes so violent that it causes you to wake up.
Just got back from my night-shift at work, got into bed where my girlfriend was sound asleep, she ninja jumped and kicked me in the fucking gooch!
by hardwarexpert July 27, 2011